It's all so silly.
I was there, 3,000 years ago, when the record scratch that happened when you bumped the turntable became a new arrangement. In Al Stewart's "Year of the Cat," I half expect to hear an old scratch at the intro that should be part of the song.
Yes, I recall dropping the needle over and over and over again to try to learn a bass part.
I remember seeing cartridges at the end of twisted shiny arms with pennies stacked on them (not enough pennies, the stylus would skate across the surface of the album, too many and it would slow grind into the grooves.)
Remember the dynamic duo, "Wow and flutter?"
Even in laboratory conditions, albums found a way to get scratched. Every. time. Or you'd get an off-center punched LP that makes you slightly seasick while you watch the Elektra logo spin around at thirty-three and a third.
Remember the ever-diminishing dynamic range that happens when an artist jams 75 minutes of music onto a 45 minutes format (Genesis "Wind and Wuthering" is a great example).
Oh, the joy of getting a new album - SHRINKWRAP! MILD STATIC! That huge, often gorgeous cover (think "Smell the Glove.") A new album! "It's perfect! I'm going to go home and use my Maxell tapes to record this album, then surgically put it back in its sleeve (or buy a bunch of special non-scratching sleeves) and listen to the tape so I don't scratch/wear out the album. SO MUCH WIN!" Put in the cassette, push play, reach for the sleeved LP and enjoy that cover.
Yes, I was there, 3,000 years ago when the compact disc came out and we could NOT FREAKING WAIT TO GET ALL OF OUR MUSIC ON CD AND FLUSH LPs! (I still prefer CD to anything else).
The best thing about LP was everything OTHER than the vinyl record itself. The covers were glorious, and double-triple albums were the BOMB. Lyric that weren't printed on toilet paper sheets. Art! Design houses doing album cover art for large format albums - now THAT is glorious. That new album smell..... ahhhhhh
The vinyl LP itself, well, not so good. Scratched permanently by looking at it. Depending on the machine the album was cut on the quality could be divine or total garbage.
People got "ex-girlfriend" "ex-boyfriend" goggles on when streaming and think, "Hey, maybe LPs weren't so bad, yeah, I mean we'll be careful and treat them gently, and the analog quality is so much better than lossless garbage. Hey - - hey album - let's hook up again."
ALL OF US justifiably broke up from LPs to CD's as soon we could. It was because vinyl LPs sucked. We lived with them for decades, we knew. LPs did suck and they still do.
There's a reason they're an ex.