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The vuvuzela ruins baseball too
- Thread starter bassrique
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How's this for irony......cowbells are banned in Marlins stadium...but they give those things away. All the players hated them..some even resorted to earplugs along with the umpires. 
I want to take one to a professional Billiards tournament and just when a guy goes to take a shot he's taken minutes to lineup and figure out........B FLAT!!!!!!!!!!! Can you image the surprise and subsequent bludgeoning with a pool cue you'd receive? Totally worth it.
Also, take one to class during a test, wait until about halfway through, when everyone is settled in and it's all quiet.
Also, take one to class during a test, wait until about halfway through, when everyone is settled in and it's all quiet.
I would think that if you brought one of those to most American sports games (football in particular), it would be quickly removed from your possession by a fellow fan and you'd be beaten about the head with it shortly after blowing the first note.
At least that's what I'd hope, anyway. Either that or mob justice.
At least that's what I'd hope, anyway. Either that or mob justice.
I have still yet to hear one of those stupid things, so I have no idea what they sound like. I'm guessing it's like those horns people blow at new year's parties, only louder?
