What if i were to tell you that one time a guy ventured out to the well and was never heard from again, how would that make you feel? what could have happen to the poor soul?
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The Well Guy
- Thread starter labgnat
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Mark Wilson
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Mark Wilson
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I think if I fell into a well, I'd try to dig out the sides, and start an ant colony. But with humans.
soulgeezer
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- Jan 29, 2007
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soulgeezer
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well the Well guy got sidetracked on the way to the well looking for a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. finally found the well just before dark. dipped his bucket in the well and a deer rammed his butt into the well. not much of a problem, except the well was sabotaged not but a week ago. well guys' **** little kid had put pirahnas in the well now well guy is eaten alive guy
Obviously he was distracted by a hot asian chick in a shiny sequined dress. Only shiny things and asian chicks distract a man from a wet hole....
A hole in the ground that is. This said man also obviously discovered the keys to a ferrari F40 while unzipping said asian girls dress and now the two of them are somewhere outside of vegas jamming along the 15 at about 130 mph with a suitcase full of cash that they won by betting all material things they own on black. The asian chick is also naked. With a pierced belly button, but tastefully done. Somewhere outside of Denver they'll discover another wet hole, I mean well. They'll toss a cellphone into it and ride a unicorn off to a beautiful little island in the South Pacific with a 3 mile long left point break that has waves that average in the double overhead range. Funny enough they also discover a bush that grows surfboards and another one that grows hibachis that are perfect for grilling all the mahi mahi that jump out of the water onto the hot grill. On one side of this island there also lives a small colony of asian women that need this said man to continue their way of life. For fun they wrestle in pits of pork and beans to see who gets to have sex with said man. I mean this is all perfectly obvious.
A hole in the ground that is. This said man also obviously discovered the keys to a ferrari F40 while unzipping said asian girls dress and now the two of them are somewhere outside of vegas jamming along the 15 at about 130 mph with a suitcase full of cash that they won by betting all material things they own on black. The asian chick is also naked. With a pierced belly button, but tastefully done. Somewhere outside of Denver they'll discover another wet hole, I mean well. They'll toss a cellphone into it and ride a unicorn off to a beautiful little island in the South Pacific with a 3 mile long left point break that has waves that average in the double overhead range. Funny enough they also discover a bush that grows surfboards and another one that grows hibachis that are perfect for grilling all the mahi mahi that jump out of the water onto the hot grill. On one side of this island there also lives a small colony of asian women that need this said man to continue their way of life. For fun they wrestle in pits of pork and beans to see who gets to have sex with said man. I mean this is all perfectly obvious.
jive1
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I used to be able to walk into a place and pretty much know that I'm probably the wierdest person in the room.
Over here, I don't think I'm even in the top 25. Probably not even the top 100.
Over here, I don't think I'm even in the top 25. Probably not even the top 100.
