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The Well Guy

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by labgnat, Jun 20, 2007.


  1. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    What if i were to tell you that one time a guy ventured out to the well and was never heard from again, how would that make you feel? what could have happen to the poor soul?
     
  2. Poop-Loops

    Poop-Loops Inactive

    Mar 3, 2006
    Auburn, Washington
    Obviously he went out to the well and was attacked by a lion.

    That's a dangerous well.
     
  3. BadMonk

    BadMonk Enjoy The Ride

    Feb 25, 2006
    Whitehall, PA
    Well, I'd feel well and I'd hope he's doing well wherever he is.
     
  4. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    Endorsing Artist: Elixir® Strings
    I'd correct him on his grammar!
    He's The Good Guy :smug:
     
  5. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    don't be the dufus guy
     
  6. Diggler

    Diggler

    Mar 3, 2005
    Western PA
    It doesn't matter. All's well that ends well.
     
  7. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    i really expected more creativity than this. set meye seyets 2 high
     
  8. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    Endorsing Artist: Elixir® Strings
    I think if I fell into a well, I'd try to dig out the sides, and start an ant colony. But with humans.
     
  9. Diggler

    Diggler

    Mar 3, 2005
    Western PA
    Whatever... all I know is that I ain't drinking the water.
     
  10. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    Welllll
     
  11. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    Well, there's your problem, right there... ;) :p
     
  12. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    ...or the Kool Aid! :D

    Obligatory: WELL!
     
  13. Blueszilla

    Blueszilla Bassist ordinaire

    Apr 2, 2003
    The Duke City
    Well, maybe he wasn't feeling well...
     
  14. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    well the Well guy got sidetracked on the way to the well looking for a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. finally found the well just before dark. dipped his bucket in the well and a deer rammed his butt into the well. not much of a problem, except the well was sabotaged not but a week ago. well guys' **** little kid had put pirahnas in the well now well guy is eaten alive guy
     
  15. Diggler

    Diggler

    Mar 3, 2005
    Western PA
    Can you spring into a well?
     
  16. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Obviously he was distracted by a hot asian chick in a shiny sequined dress. Only shiny things and asian chicks distract a man from a wet hole....
    A hole in the ground that is. This said man also obviously discovered the keys to a ferrari F40 while unzipping said asian girls dress and now the two of them are somewhere outside of vegas jamming along the 15 at about 130 mph with a suitcase full of cash that they won by betting all material things they own on black. The asian chick is also naked. With a pierced belly button, but tastefully done. Somewhere outside of Denver they'll discover another wet hole, I mean well. They'll toss a cellphone into it and ride a unicorn off to a beautiful little island in the South Pacific with a 3 mile long left point break that has waves that average in the double overhead range. Funny enough they also discover a bush that grows surfboards and another one that grows hibachis that are perfect for grilling all the mahi mahi that jump out of the water onto the hot grill. On one side of this island there also lives a small colony of asian women that need this said man to continue their way of life. For fun they wrestle in pits of pork and beans to see who gets to have sex with said man. I mean this is all perfectly obvious. :ninja: :bag:
     
  17. arbitrary

    arbitrary Supporting Member

    Oct 24, 2005
    Boston, MA
    I heard he hung himself in the well.


    He's well hung....hehehe

    Try the veal.
     
  18. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    i thougth the chick was the wet hole
     
  19. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    well this thread is as good as it gets as a thread that gets good.
     
  20. jive1

    jive1 Commercial User

    Jan 16, 2003
    Alexandria,VA
    Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound
    I used to be able to walk into a place and pretty much know that I'm probably the wierdest person in the room.

    Over here, I don't think I'm even in the top 25. Probably not even the top 100.
     
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