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The Well Guy

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by labgnat, Jun 20, 2007.


  1. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Inactive

    Dec 20, 2006
    Detroit
    He was attacked by a carrot.


    The carrot beat him to death with the well.


    It's on Youtube.
     
  2. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Or it could be that the well guy was just looking for an outhouse and found this ancient toilet for giants. So pulled his pants down and took a seat. He read the paper, all is well in Iraq, everyone is getting along, and that tomorrow is a good day for jupiter being inline with saturn which means that he's probably gonna knock out his two front teeth from tripping over his shoelaces. A blue jay flew by and landed on his shoulder and said "zippity-do-dah", his old girlfriend called him on his cellphone and asked him to come by and examine her new boobs. A squirrel went flying by his head. Obviously he picked up a ride from a buddy with a catapult. He grunted once or twice. Lifted a cheek to allow passage of a fart or two and contemplated the meaning of life. He thought about John Lennon. His mind drifted to a few pornos that he saw. Memories of chicks he dated and then suddenly it was time. ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, someone didn't change the toilet paper! :eyebrow:

    So there he was shuffling around with his pants around his ankles looking desperately for something to wipe with. He looked at the sports page. The Mighty Ducks won the Stanley cup so there was no way he could desecrate that news. When will that ever happen again? Then he spotted the squirrel. A cute little grey squirrel with a very bushy grey tail. Perfect. He chased after him in a slow-motion shuffle, being ever so careful to avoid the formation of dingleberries and when he was in range he pounced on said squirrel. Landed hard, but caught him. Lost his two front teeth in the process. Poor squirrel - first the catapult and now this. When finished the well guy felt rather satisfied. He pulled up his pants and looked back. The squirrel gave a hail mary and jumped into the well. He never heard the poor lil' fella hit bottom.
     
  3. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    what the heck is that spposed ta mean?
     
  4. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    +1. Yeah. What a weirdo. Jeesh. :rollno:
     
  5. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    gosh, in life will i ever be considered normal?
    :rollno: :( :bawl:
     
  6. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    I gave up on that a long time ago my friend. Just let it go. You'll be a lot happier in the end. There there. Just let it all out. Need a hankie? :ninja:
     
  7. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    hot marilyn monroe voice "monkey hot and lonely"

    or sweet elmo voice "mmm monkey hot and lonely"

    whichever is more your style
    dirty-orange-monkeyweb.gif
     
  8. Blueszilla

    Blueszilla Bassist ordinaire

    Apr 2, 2003
    The Duke City
    No such thing as normal, it's just a statistical mean, an abstract, unreal quantity. So, no, you're not normal.
     
  9. Jiggybass

    Jiggybass

    Nov 15, 2005
    Sudbury, Canada
    Oooh, that was well said! :D
     
  10. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    Well Then
     
  11. Diggler

    Diggler

    Mar 3, 2005
    Western PA
    Wha-choo talkin' bout, Well-is?
     
  12. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    I am not alright,

    oh i mean

    I am not Well
     
  13. Flabby1

    Flabby1 Guest

    Sep 23, 2007
    well yeah a lot of unnormalness goin on, that's for sure
     
  14. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    Well this thread has definitely shown me how many people get banned when I'm not in OT. I can't leave you guys alone for 5 months, and look what you've gone and done!
     
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