Things Google can't find.

[baalroo]

no results for:

"who let the canines outside?"
or
"i accidentally washed my powerglove"

2 results for:

"alligator shaped chocolate bar"

 

[Stigs]

There's six thousand five hundred results for malleable attack pancakes. I thought that one would have nothing.

 

[L-A]

There's six thousand five hundred results for malleable attack pancakes. I thought that one would have nothing.

Always wear a quote. You have a winner.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=fr&q="malleable+attack+pancakes"&btnG=Rechercher&lr=

Oh, and there's 13,000 pages with "I believe in the Matrix"

 

[Stigs]

Always wear a quote. You have a winner.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=fr&q="malleable+attack+pancakes"&btnG=Rechercher&lr=

Doh, now I feel stupid.

 

[Figjam]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q="clean+jam+off+my+shoes"&btnG=Search

beat you

 

[Chunk-O-Funk]

Doh, now I feel stupid.

343 results.
http://www.google.com/search?q="Doh...avclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS247US247

 

[L-A]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q="clean+jam+off+my+shoes"&btnG=Search

beat you

Yeah, this thread is slowly filling holes in the Google database.

 

[Mark Wilson]

342,000 for "mark wilson fails"
Check out numero 2!
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=Mark+Wilson+Fails&btnG=Search&meta=

And, 310,000 results for "mark wilson wins"
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=Mark+Wilson+Wins&btnG=Search&meta=

People, this is a breakthrough.
We actually have discovered exactly how much I fail.

I, Mark Wilson, fail by 32,000.

 

[NJL]

hahahaha one of my threads was like #2 LOL

 

[dinghy]

I think it's more of a challenge to find a phrase that google only comes up with 1 answer for.

Groping burp.

 

[ehque]

342,000 for "mark wilson fails"
Check out numero 2!
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=Mark+Wilson+Fails&btnG=Search&meta=

And, 310,000 results for "mark wilson wins"
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=Mark+Wilson+Wins&btnG=Search&meta=

People, this is a breakthrough.
We actually have discovered exactly how much I fail.

I, Mark Wilson, fail by 32,000.

Well, 32,001 now, since you forgot to add quotes on either one.

 

[cassanova]

No results found for "effects of a straight edge razor on the throat".

 

[Atoz]

"Fetid organ meats"

"Who licked my ball-peen hammer?"

"Frenchmen make wonderful pets!"

 

[3506string]

"how to search with quotes" zero results
"how to search with quotes" (without quotes) 49,900,000 results

 

[wabbit]

"french war win" ... zilch

 

[embellisher]

"french war win" ... zilch

No results found for "italian navy win".

 

[Bruce Lindfield]

I think it's more of a challenge to find a phrase that google only comes up with 1 answer for.

Groping burp.

That's a

"GOOGLEWACK"

- it's a well-know concept - in fact comedian,Dave Gorman based a whole TV show and stand-up act on it!!

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He said in the show that it was easy to find things that had no google entry - but it was really hard to find terms that had only one single entry in google!

That was in 2003 !!!

Come on TB - you are 6 years too late!!

 

[Rune Bivrin]

"Hard working cod fisher" : No hits
"Rich double bass player" : No hits ("Rich bass player" : 1040 hits)

And (drum roll, please!)
"Popular songs in Locrian mode" : 1 hit (pun intended)

 

[machine gewehr]

Oh boy,
I searched: "John Turner bans Chuck Norris" returned 99.600 results.Leave the man alone JT jeezz.....



"Elephant eats panda" returns "852.000"

"Vegan lions attack carrot field" returned 4.490

I give up for now.

 

[Rune Bivrin]

Oh boy,
I searched: "John Turner bans Chuck Norris" returned 99.600 results.Leave the man alone JT jeezz.....



"Elephant eats panda" returns "852.000"

"Vegan lions attack carrot field" returned 4.490

I give up for now.

You forgot the double quotes around the phrase. I refer to your avatar...

I got zero for all three.