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Things Google can't find.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by L-A, Mar 12, 2009.

  1. L-A


    Jul 17, 2008
    Alright, let's play a game. It's sort of a hide and seek, but funny and absurd.

    Can you find plausible sentences that Google can't find at all?

    *dramatic organ*

    Type your ideas between quotes and search for them. Let's say we post one successful and one unsuccessful guess at a time.

    I'll start it:

    "Make robot babies" : I failed - 685 pages :eek:
    "Clean jam off my shoes" : I won - Google can't help me with this one :D
  2. Happynoj


    Dec 5, 2006
    I like turtles.
    This one is a bit like your jam and shoes one, but I have actually typed this into Google before...

    "clean muesli off my ukulele"

    It wasn't my muesli or ukulele, but it did happen.
  3. Clean Vomit off of my Shergold
  4. "kill elephants with baseball bats"
  5. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Barf on shergold
  6. baalroo


    Mar 24, 2008
    Wichita, KS
    I failed with:

    "Take my turtle to work day" - 1 page found

    I won with:

    "learning to dance without feet"
  7. L-A


    Jul 17, 2008
    LOL :D
  8. bongomania

    bongomania Gold Supporting Member Commercial User

    Oct 17, 2005
    PDX, OR
    owner, OVNIFX and OVNILabs
    The thing about the Shergold ones is you FAIL because Talkbass is archived quickly and thoroughly on Google, so those threads would pop up right away if you searched on that phrase.

    However I win with the phrase "walking on poop toothpaste". :)
  9. WIN = Information No results found for "chopping up the ugly stick". :eek:
  10. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Yes but there is no evidence of barf on a shergold. Even google images with strict safe search off.
  11. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    i see what you did there.
  12. L-A


    Jul 17, 2008
    Which is why the quotes are important. The ones mentioned really don't return any result. But remove the quotes and it's TB posts all over the place.

    Here's more:
    "Sue a rabbit" - I failed, 5 results found.
    "USB wedding ring" - Never thought I would fail, but alas, 175 results.
    "James Bond farted" - I win! It seems that it never happened. :ninja:
  13. Electric Doo Doo Poop.
  14. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    "gargle with toxic magma"
  15. "squirrel flavored fish sticks"

    Did somebody say something about the phase being plausible? :D
  16. L-A


    Jul 17, 2008
    Somewhat. But as long as it's entertaining, feel free to post, mate.
  17. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Supporting Member

    "spam flavored jelly" failed with 4 results found

    "how to cook a baby" has 3600 results:confused:

    "how to cook an ipod" has 3 results

    No results found for "how to load linux on a piece of lumber"
  18. nothing for:
    refried refrigerator fires
    Nuclear lumber disposal
  19. Floccinaucinihilipilificated Recidivist Xenophiliacs returns zero results.

    But I can't think of a plausible phrase that Google can't find. :smug:
  20. I'm trying two word combos.

    "devoured turd" - 2 results (both from the same page though)
    "envious cacti" - 0. Yes! Second try!

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