Things Google can't find.

[L-A]

Alright, let's play a game. It's sort of a hide and seek, but funny and absurd.

Can you find plausible sentences that Google can't find at all?

*dramatic organ*

Type your ideas between quotes and search for them. Let's say we post one successful and one unsuccessful guess at a time.

I'll start it:

"Make robot babies" : I failed - 685 pages
"Clean jam off my shoes" : I won - Google can't help me with this one

 

[Happynoj]

This one is a bit like your jam and shoes one, but I have actually typed this into Google before...

"clean muesli off my ukulele"

It wasn't my muesli or ukulele, but it did happen.

 

[Thunderscreech]

Clean Vomit off of my Shergold

 

[username n/a]

"kill elephants with baseball bats"

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Barf on shergold

 

[baalroo]

I failed with:

"Take my turtle to work day" - 1 page found

I won with:

"learning to dance without feet"

 

[L-A]

I failed with:

"Take my turtle to work day" - 1 page found

LOL

 

[bongomania]

The thing about the Shergold ones is you FAIL because Talkbass is archived quickly and thoroughly on Google, so those threads would pop up right away if you searched on that phrase.

However I win with the phrase "walking on poop toothpaste".

 

[Honk'n_down-low]

WIN = Information No results found for "chopping up the ugly stick".

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Yes but there is no evidence of barf on a shergold. Even google images with strict safe search off.

 

[NJL]

i see what you did there.

 

[L-A]

The thing about the Shergold ones is you FAIL because Talkbass is archived quickly and thoroughly on Google, so those threads would pop up right away if you searched on that phrase.

Which is why the quotes are important. The ones mentioned really don't return any result. But remove the quotes and it's TB posts all over the place.

Here's more:
"Sue a rabbit" - I failed, 5 results found.
"USB wedding ring" - Never thought I would fail, but alas, 175 results.
"James Bond farted" - I win! It seems that it never happened.

 

[Thunderscreech]

Electric Doo Doo Poop.

 

[Relic]

"gargle with toxic magma"

 

[Chunk-O-Funk]

"squirrel flavored fish sticks"


Did somebody say something about the phase being plausible?

 

[L-A]

Did somebody say something about the phase being plausible?

Somewhat. But as long as it's entertaining, feel free to post, mate.

 

[embellisher]

"spam flavored jelly" failed with 4 results found

"how to cook a baby" has 3600 results

"how to cook an ipod" has 3 results

No results found for "how to load linux on a piece of lumber"

 

[Thunderscreech]

nothing for:
refried refrigerator fires
Nuclear lumber disposal

 

[FreaqyFrequency]

Floccinaucinihilipilificated Recidivist Xenophiliacs returns zero results.

But I can't think of a plausible phrase that Google can't find.

 

[Thunderbird91]

I'm trying two word combos.

"devoured turd" - 2 results (both from the same page though)
"envious cacti" - 0. Yes! Second try!