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"how to decapitate a zombie" - 240,000 hits ><
"can a monkey play a bass guitar" - 10 hits
I failed.
"hospital bed bitch slap" gets zero results.
Yet there's forum humor on the subject.
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"Lucifer sans ice cream"
