Things that annoy you

[sissy kathy]

Hooray!.....I'm hated.......

Read the word....I'll type it slowly for you so that you understand....

J A G U AR......

Got it?.....Goood.....

That's cool in Britain, pretentious anywhere else.
Definition of JAGUAR
jaguar
noun jag·uar \ ˈja-ˌgwär , -gyə-ˌwär , -gwər ; dialectal -gwī(-ə)r , especially British ˈja-gyə-wər \
Popularity: Top 40% of words |Updated on: 29 Dec 2017

 

[Fat Freddy]

Pffft. You are living in the - let me spell it for you - YEW ESS AAY! Got it? Good!

Because one is living among savages, it doesn't mean that one has to become a savage too old boy...

 

[Fat Freddy]

That's cool in Britain, pretentious anywhere else.
Definition of JAGUAR
jaguar
noun jag·uar \ ˈja-ˌgwär , -gyə-ˌwär , -gwər ; dialectal -gwī(-ə)r , especially British ˈja-gyə-wər \
Popularity: Top 40% of words |Updated on: 29 Dec 2017

Would you mind reminding me what language it is that you Septics purport to speak?....

 

[sissy kathy]

Would you mind reminding me what language that you Septics purport to speak is?....

The same one the Aussies, Kiwis, and Cakooks speak, each with our own particular twists; enough for them to qualify as separate dialects.

 

[D M C]

Would you mind reminding me what language that you Septics purport to speak is?....

Uh-mer-kin, ya limey... limey... ooh, you wait til I think of something scathing to call you. You just wait.

Hold on a sec, Septic? ***?

 

[Fat Freddy]

Uh-mer-kin, ya limey... limey... ooh, you wait til I think of something scathing to call you. You just wait.

Hold on a sec, Septic? ***?

Cockney rhyming slang....

Septic Tank....Yank....

And yes...ALL Americans, whichever part of the country they come from, are Yanks to a Londoner...

 

[D M C]

Uh-mer-kin, ya limey... limey... ooh, you wait til I think of something scathing to call you. You just wait.

Hold on a sec, Septic? ***?

Really? Double yew, Tee, Eff got bleeped?

That is annoying.

Edit: I often substitute the nasty one with frick. There is no reason to think that Double yew, Tee, Eff Means anything else unless your mind is in the gutter to begin with.

Not referencing anyone specifically.

 

[Fat Freddy]

The same one the Aussies, Kiwis, and Cakooks speak, each with our own particular twists; enough for them to qualify as separate dialects.

Can't you bring yourself to type the word?.....

I'll help.....again, slowly so that you can keep up....

E N G L I S H

 

[Fat Freddy]

Really? Double yew, Tee, Eff got bleeped?

That is annoying.

Funny though....

 

[Hurricane Jimmie]

Friggin Hurricanes.

Let's not get personal!

 

[sissy kathy]

Can't you bring yourself to type the word?.....

I'll help.....again, slowly so that you can keep up....

E N G L I S H

English, or as we say here; 'Mer-a-cun.

 

[gjohnson441496]

People that hold conversations on stairs.

 

[Fat Freddy]

English, or as we say here; 'Mer-a-cun.

Quite.....

I tire of this drivel.....

Time for tea methinks.....

I bid you good day.....

 

[shadowtippy]

English, or as we say here; 'Mer-a-cun.

Around here we speak Southern, or, in some cases, (not me) Cajun.

 

[ZenG]

Quite.....

I tire of this drivel.....

Time for tea methinks.....

I bid you good day.....

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Bumpy roads at snack time.

Go around the holes.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Bumpy roads at snack time.


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Go around the holes.

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Notice that they both have a jar of Grey Poupon?.....

 

[ZenG]

 

[saltydude]

I annoy my self

 

[ZenG]

I annoy my self

How do you do that?