Things that sound like awesome band names

[Gravedigger Dav]

Once saw a billboard announcing a band.

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Stark Naked

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

How's this for a geezer band?
Trojan Hoars

 

[RedVee]

Alternatively, "Free Beer" would likely fill the house on a flyer.

Been done. In Oz, it ended up that the pubs and clubs just refused to book them due to the hassle with all the smarties arguing to get a free beer.

 

[Richland123]

I have seen many concert posters with "To Be Announced". You could call a band T.B.A.

 

[Michael B]

Meconium.

Too close to merconium.

 

[photogdude]

i wanna form a band of old guys like me and call it "bladder control"

 

[Richland123]

I have said I wanted to take some common words and form a band called "Cliff Hanger & The Hangnails".

 

[Michael B]

I suggested my friends call their band Reign of Terror. The negative was R.O.T.

They settled on my second choice: Divine Rite.

I pulled both from a history book during class. A great place to find metal names.

I still think Reign of Terror was a good name.

 

[Joe Nerve]

Too close to merconium.

Same word. Different spelling. Or at least that's what it said when I searched on how to spell it . I know what it is.

 

[Michael B]

Same word. Different spelling. Or at least that's what it said when I searched on how to spell it . I know what it is.

Ha! I thought you meant some kind of robot cartoon jargon.

To those that do not know the word I suggest a google image search.

 

[D M C]

Friend of mine had a band in the 1980s called Nixon's Leg.

You don't wanna know what he really wanted to call that group!

You're wrong. I really do, but under the current regime, I can suppress.

 

[hondo4life]

Ectopic

 

[Joe Nerve]

Ha! I thought you meant some kind of robot cartoon jargon.

To those that do not know the word I suggest a google image search.

I really think that's a great band name. For the right band. My wife is a midwife, and comes up with a lot of great terms for band names. I forget them quickly though, should start writing them down. We saw a baby related T-shirt once that said Meconium Happens . Thought it was cute.

 

[FilterFunk]

Friend of mine had a band in the 1980s called Nixon's Leg.

You don't wanna know what he really wanted to call that group!

Knowing that Nixon was nicknamed "Tricky Dick"....

 

[Gazman]

Too close to merconium.

You say merconium, I say meconium...let's call the whole thing off.

 

[mellowinman]

Every now and then, a phrase comes along, and it sounds like an great band name.

"Berserk Llama Syndrome" even comes with this fantastic Wikipedia quote:

"Berserk llama syndrome can be prevented in males through castration before puberty, however this will probably annoy the llama more in the short term."

Heard any potentially cool band names lately?

So we have potentially:

• Berserk Llama Syndrome
• Berserk Llama Symphony
• Castration Before Puberty
• Castrated Puberty
• Annoy the Llama
• Annoyed Llama
• The Annoyed Llamas
• The Castrated Llamas
• Puberty Llama
• Annoyed Puberty
• Annoyed Castration
• Pubic Castration
• Annoying Puberty
• A.T.B.L.T.C.B.P (Annoy the Berserk Llama Through Castration Before Puberty)

And so many more.

I feel like starting a Punk band now.

 

[Gazman]

Castration before puberty!

Now that's a good t-shirt slogan.

"What do we want?"
"castration!"
"When do we want it?"
"Before Puberty!"

 

[D M C]

So we have potentially:

• Berserk Llama Syndrome
• Berserk Llama Symphony
• Castration Before Puberty
• Castrated Puberty
• Annoy the Llama
• Annoyed Llama
• The Annoyed Llamas
• The Castrated Llamas
• Puberty Llama
• Annoyed Puberty
• Annoyed Castration
• Pubic Castration
• Annoying Puberty
• A.T.B.L.T.C.B.P (Annoy the Berserk Llama Through Castration Before Puberty)

And so many more.

I feel like starting a Punk band now.

Add:

• Public Enema
• Pubic Enemy

 

[Richland123]

Circadian Rhythms

 

[tfer]

Circadian Rhythms

They'd probably just put you to sleep...