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Things You Don't See Anymore Part 3

Does that couch fold out to be a bed?
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Yup.
I have slept on the front seat of that and my 77 Buick Lesaber many a times.
Love a bench front seat. Just tuck the buckles.


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With a big ol clock in the dash.

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I got to drive one of these after I graduated high school in '83.

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It was junk in 1974 when my parents bought it. Hated that damn car......

I suffered far worse: my parents took a break from Volkswagens in 1974 or so and purchased TWO American Motors cars. A Matador sedan and Ambassador wagon. Total and complete trash. They featured the pinnacle of American safety logic and technology: seatbelt override. One could not start the cars without putting on the seatbelt first.

But they often did not work. They would not start even when the belts were used. Ah, but technology came to the rescue again. There was an override button to use in this case. But it was inside the engine compartment. And one had to press and hold it when starting the car. The car seemed to only do this when there was only one person in it. So you had to get someone—a total stranger—to stand in front of the open hood, and press the button when the driver started the car. Of course, it was completely easy to get a total stranger in New York City to put their finger on a little button next to a giant engine that would soon roar to life and switch on the radiator fan that was close by.

Ever notice that there are no more American Motors cars being made. I believe every man, woman, and child in New York voted en masse to shut down the factory simply because of us and those two A.M. pieces of S**T.

What did we do next? Go back to Volkswagens!!!
 
I suffered far worse: my parents took a break from Volkswagens in 1974 or so and purchased TWO American Motors cars. A Matador sedan and Ambassador wagon. Total and complete trash. They featured the pinnacle of American safety logic and technology: seatbelt override. One could not start the cars without putting on the seatbelt first.

But they often did not work. They would not start even when the belts were used. Ah, but technology came to the rescue again. There was an override button to use in this case. But it was inside the engine compartment. And one had to press and hold it when starting the car. The car seemed to only do this when there was only one person in it. So you had to get someone—a total stranger—to stand in front of the open hood, and press the button when the driver started the car. Of course, it was completely easy to get a total stranger in New York City to put their finger on a little button next to a giant engine that would soon roar to life and switch on the radiator fan that was close by.

Ever notice that there are no more American Motors cars being made. I believe every man, woman, and child in New York voted en masse to shut down the factory simply because of us and those two A.M. pieces of S**T.

What did we do next? Go back to Volkswagens!!!



Genius!


That damn Fury.........you had to throw it into neutral at stop lights to keep it running. Gee, thanks Dad.
 
Yup.
I have slept on the front seat of that and my 77 Buick Lesaber many a times.
Love a bench front seat. Just tuck the buckles.


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With a big ol clock in the dash.

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When my first child was born, I had a two-seater pickup and my wife had a Camaro. Obviously getting a car seat into the back of the Camaro wasn't going to work, so we traded it in for a ....'85 Buick LeSabre four-door. In beige. Went from sporty to looking like retirees, but at least we could access the baby seat easy enough. Your post brings back a lot of those memories. :D
 
There was an override button to use in this case. But it was inside the engine compartment. And one had to press and hold it when starting the car. The car seemed to only do this when there was only one person in it. So you had to get someone—a total stranger—to stand in front of the open hood, and press the button when the driver started the car. Of course, it was completely easy to get a total stranger in New York City to put their finger on a little button next to a giant engine that would soon roar to life and switch on the radiator fan that was close by.
Piece of tape to hold down that button???
Or glue the dang thing down permanently ???

Sticky Technology to the rescue... :whistle:
 
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I suffered far worse: my parents took a break from Volkswagens in 1974 or so and purchased TWO American Motors cars. A Matador sedan and Ambassador wagon. Total and complete trash. They featured the pinnacle of American safety logic and technology: seatbelt override. One could not start the cars without putting on the seatbelt first.

But they often did not work. They would not start even when the belts were used. Ah, but technology came to the rescue again. There was an override button to use in this case. But it was inside the engine compartment. And one had to press and hold it when starting the car. The car seemed to only do this when there was only one person in it. So you had to get someone—a total stranger—to stand in front of the open hood, and press the button when the driver started the car. Of course, it was completely easy to get a total stranger in New York City to put their finger on a little button next to a giant engine that would soon roar to life and switch on the radiator fan that was close by.

Ever notice that there are no more American Motors cars being made. I believe every man, woman, and child in New York voted en masse to shut down the factory simply because of us and those two A.M. pieces of S**T.

What did we do next? Go back to Volkswagens!!!
My dad had an AMC car…
Never forget it…McDonalds on a Mother’s Day…car wouldn’t start without seatbelts, my brother was driving…he ran a red light and totaled it.
I had welts from the seat belt….food everywhere. My mind saw a slow motion accident, I was thinking…oh no, a scratch on dads car….