Things you will *never* hear bass players say

[EatS1stBassist]

Let's hear 'em. I'll start:

Later guys, these three groupies want a tour of my hotel room.

Pics or it didn't happen!

 

[EatS1stBassist]

Let's hear 'em. I'll start:

Later guys, these three groupies want a tour of my hotel room.

My first string is a 7.

 

[Kaplan]

What? Do I need a cable?

 

[Peteyboy]

Things I know that I'VE never said:

1. I listened to the rough mix and my bass is WAY too prominent.

2. I believe I've been monetarily overcompensated - yet again!

3. No, no: you keep my drink tickets.

4. These flip-flops make my cargo shorts look even cooler.

 

[Pings Bass]

Oh we're changing the key to Eb? No problem!

 

[Deleted member 165050]

"I'm fine with a 5w combo"

 

[Dincrest]

"One bass is enough for me" is something you will almost NEVER hear a TalkBass bassist say.

 

[BassGuyFL]

"Sorry there's not enough room in the front of the stage for the horn player guess he's gonna have to stand in back by the drummer"

 

[slagbass]

Rehearsal studios spend too much on bass amps. The money would be better spent on more guitar and drum gear.

 

[Chain_Lightning]

Let's give the Drummer some

 

[HardNHeavy]

these sandals and white socks will look great under the lights

 

[DrMole]

these sandals and white socks will look great under the lights

Actually a lot around these parts just might say that.

 

[tgriley62]

1. Tort is over rated
2. I have found the best bass for metal

 

[Peteyboy]

You coulda totally thought up this bassline yourself, why are you giving me songwriting credit?

 

[Koshchei]

Jaco slept on a park bench too!

 

[Deleted member 365158]

Does this bass make my butt look big?

 

[smokinjoe]

Get that spotlight out of my eyes!

 

[Acoustic356]

"Can you please hand me my drum sticks?"

 

[Matt O]

Let's hear 'em. I'll start:

Later guys, these three groupies want a tour of my hotel room.

Uhhhh… Gene? What you say?

 

[sometimes]

James Jamerson was overrated.