Things you will *never* hear bass players say

[Liko]

Let's hear 'em. I'll start:

Later guys, these three groupies want a tour of my hotel room.

 

[Scotty4string]

Have you seen my capo?

 

[BargeOn]

Oops!

 

[knumbskull]

Boy is this easier than guitar!

 

[iammr2]

The guitar's not loud enough.

 

[Killing Floor]

These boots will look GREAT on stage!

 

[Johnny Fingers]

My amp’s too loud.

 

[Meenkya]

"...isnt TIME a magazine..."

 

[Warpeg]

"Can you please hand me my drum sticks?"

 

[ZedLepp]

"Oh wait, let me tune before the song. I just put on new strings."

 

[Slade N]

dude, I have to play this loud to get my tone

 

[Texaspandj]

I need a heavier bass.

 

[Bruiser Stone]

“I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more left hand on those ivories.”

 

[DrMole]

"Oh wait, let me tune before the song. I just put on new strings."

Beat me to it!

 

[TheReceder]

Spinal tap? Who's Spinal Tap?

 

[LBS-bass]

Jaco needed five, really.

 

[DrMole]

Jaco needed five, really.

Nominated for thread winner.

 

[Bunk McNulty]

Oh, you can simulate B-3 bass pedals on your keyboard? Nice! Let's hear 'em!

 

[Craig Orndorff]

Could we not do Another One Bites the Dust for this set?

 

[fu22ba55]

dude, I have to play this loud to get my tone

I need a heavier bass.

Debunked: I have, and often still say both of these things.