Yo Fix - you're going about this solder sucker all wrong. Everyone knows the wildest brainstorms come after about 6 beers. So sit down turn on the tube to a NASCAR race knock back a few beers and see what crazy solution comes to mind.
6 beers later...
Hey ya'll watch this - I figured a way to suck that solder off my pot... here, hold my beer. Now watch closely while I get the iron good and hot and suck on this ice cube to get my lips good and cold. The way I figure it, once that solder is melted if I'm real fast and suck real hard then spit it out real quick I'll be good to go.