The list price here is AUD600, I was only ever going to buy a used one from the TB classifieds.
I would imagine the upright wouldn't like drive that much -- it obviously needs more filling.
The upright actually sounds pretty good with a bit of overdrive. It's got the warm sound that an upright has. A bit of drive keeps that, but makes it sound raspy and aggressive. Too much drive and it sounds terrible. Maybe I'll end up with a Darkglass one of these days. It appears to be worth the cost, but I don't have a compelling current need for it.
As far as jumping around, spilling beer, and all that, wireless is the way to go. That's where my money went. I have been using a Shure digital wireless system with a rechargeable battery. It means I can jump around, spin the upright, pick it up and play it like a guitar, and anything else I want to do without getting tangled up. Same with stalking around playing the 'Bird. Wandering into an audience while playing is a hoot. It doesn't happen very often, but it sure is fun when it does. And then, when it's time to tune, the receiver doubles as an excellent tuner. Beats me what would happen if beer got spilled on it. Nothing good, I assume. But, the pedal board can be out of harm's way, and with no cord, it doesn't get dragged around by accident.
I have a funny spill story about a spill that wasn't a spill. I was playing a show with the Acoustic USA 360. It's got a sloped back panel on the cabinet, just like the original, but there's an on-off switch for the power amp, unlike the original which really ought to have one. That switch is a rocker switch. I had the amp set up with the pre on top, where it belongs. All the cables and whatnot were connected in the back, just as they are, and that makes the usual web. I had a bottle of water, sealed, on top of the whole thing. And then forgot about it. About halfway through the set, my sound went away. I was panicking, looking at all the cable connections, messing with the preamp, checking the conditioner, and all that. Then I looked at the back of the amp - the water bottle had fallen off and gotten snagged by the cables. It landed in a way that turned the power amp off. No harm, but I sure was quiet for about half a song. Nothing, not even sealed bottles go on the amp any more.