Oooh...I like this.
My pal, Brian, who plays guitar for Bad Religion, and who has been instrumental in keeping me on this quest in spite of myself (back when I only had two, he (and his bass player, Jay) chided me weekly with, "Dude, you realize you HAVE to get all 7 now!"). He suggested a documentary. You know, traveling around the globe, looking for the seventh...hoping there's not more....discovering there's more...falling into deep depression, with lots of shots of me at bars with a glass of scotch, and a thousand-yard stare on my face, mumbling, "Why?....Why did I ever think this was a good idea?"