No offense taken.
My idea of consuming alcohol is the one glass of red wine I have with dinner most nights. Outside of that I have an entire bar stocked with some of the best vodka, scotch, bourbon, gin, brandy, rum and tequila I can buy. It's for guests, I haven't really ever developed a taste for hard liquor straight. Only very occasionally (a few times a year) I have a glass of gin and tonic or a margarita. Oh I do have beer in the wine cooler also, about a 12 pack that's been in there for about 6 months now.
I'd venture a guess that my consumption of a can of Coke each day is causing me far more harm than any alcohol I consume.