Thunderbird Club

[hillerup]

Just got one of these:

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Nice and portable for the initiation, and should be good for resetting the "ticker" a couple of times!

The gripper handles are nice heavy duty ones, but might be a little rough on the nipples, though...

 

[Dr_Feelgoood212]

You need something stronger i see.

I can tell you now, it won't work. So lets get this ECT going already!!

 

[JJR58]

might be a little rough on the nipples, though...

WHOA!!!!, Major Ehem!!!!

 

[Dr_Feelgoood212]

The gripper handles are nice heavy duty ones, but might be a little rough on the nipples, though...

Oh! In that case... forget the whole thing!! That sounds waaayyy too terrible!!

 

[hillerup]

WHOA!!!!, Major Ehem!!!!

Couldn't resist that one...

 

[Dr_Feelgoood212]

WHOA!!!!, Major Ehem!!!!

I don't think that was an 'Ehem' moment... there was no innuendo.... it was blatant

 

[JJR58]

I don't think that was an 'Ehem' moment... there was no innuendo.... it was blatant

Blatant is best, no guessing.

 

[hillerup]

Oh! In that case... forget the whole thing!! That sounds waaayyy too terrible!!

You won't feel a thing once we have you properly sedated... I promise...

 

[PillO]

Ok, things are escalating to a very dangerous level. Michael is the only one qualified that can administer the procedure.

You may not be correct on that one...

 

[Dr_Feelgoood212]

You won't feel a thing once we have you properly sedated... I promise...

I thought we agreed, no sedatives?

 

[JJR58]

Couldn't resist that one...

I just couldn't, i tried not to.

 

[hillerup]

Blatant is best, no guessing.

Exactly - Cutting straight to the bone here...

 

[hillerup]

I thought we agreed, no sedatives?

Do we REALLY have to go through that again?

A gag and a couple of cc's of Fentanyl and you'll be flying away without feeling a thing... Your muscles might be a bit sore after the ECT, though...

 

[JJR58]

You may not be correct on that one...

I should have known better.

 

[PillO]

Sounds more menacing than 'dipping in water'

Many medical things do not sound intimidating (on purpose). Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (or cabbage) doesn't sound so bad.

Open you up from neck to navel, crack the second largest bone in the thorax in two, and tinker with your ticker does not sound so patient friendly.

 

[hillerup]

I thought we agreed, no sedatives?

No... It was NO laxatives... NO LAXATIVES!!! Remember the mess at the last initiation? That was really bad...

 

[PillO]

WHOA!!!!, Major Ehem!!!!

That was no Ehem. It was exactly what it sounded like.

 

[JJR58]

No... It was NO laxatives... NO LAXATIVES!!! Remember the mess at the last initiation? That was really bad...

, really, really bad.

 

[JJR58]

That was no Ehem. It was exactly what it sounded like.

I just wanted it to be.

 

[Dr_Feelgoood212]

Do we REALLY have to go through that again?

A gag and a couple of cc's of Fentanyl and you'll be flying away without feeling a thing... Your muscles might be a bit sore after the ECT, though...

Exactly... doesn't that defeat the purpose of ECT?