If you're baking fresh bread when visitors are expected I'll be round on FridayLOL
From an olfactory perspective:
Things you SHOULD NOT do if company is expected in your house...
1. Boil cabbage
2. Boil shrimp
3. Track dog poop in the house
4. Slice open a durian fruit
5. Try to mask any of the afore mentioned odors with copious amounts of scented air freshener.
Things you SHOULD do if company is expected in your house...
1. Bake bread
2. Bake tollhouse choclate chip cookies
3. Cook any Itiallian meal you want (as long as it doesn't require boiling shrimp or cabbage)
4. Place a large bouquet of fresh cut flowers in the house near the entry way.
5. Open the Gibson hard case that came with your new Thunderbird
Feel free to add to the list!
I love the smell of fresh coffee too especially in the morning and I love Fettuccine cavalo bollito

Had to use google translate for that

Or large notices at a Skynyrd concert "will the front two rows beware, Leon's bass is prone to neckdive, please use the safety helmets provided!" Then all three deciding the way forward was to screw a dildo to the top of the bass!?!? 



Just to be absolutely certain, I need some clarification. The dildo wasn't called a "Grabber"... right? 


