I am lucky enough to have quite a few basses (north of twenty) and actually and about half of them are Fenders, so I am definitely not a one brand fan boi. Most are Fenders and Gibsons, but I have G&L, Rickenbacker, Greco and Ibanez basses as well.
I've got several very good Fender P basses (probably better P Basses than many of the people you are referring to) and even a few Jazzes

, but if I am looking for the "classic" P Bass sound I will generally use my Greco TB II. It does it better IMO, as do Gibson Victorys.
I actually prefer single coil P Basses to the split coil ones and Telecaster Basses look so much cooler anyway. I love my CBS Fenders as much as my preCBS ones. I don't have a single bass with a Tort guard. I don't particularly like flats. I don't whine like a baby when a bass weighs more than 8.5 lbs. I don't believe neck dive is a fatal condition.
I prefer RD Standards to Jazz Basses and G3s to Rics.
So you can see how I can get into issues in the general population.