Hi.
Well, on last saturdays gig in a Mc-club the drummer and the singer (drummers GF) belongs to we again had our share of hilarious drunks.
The cutest one by far was one of my friends new girlfriend who really was too drunk to speak and had really bad problems standing up. She just leaned on me and stroked my beard like she's never seen one and giggled constantly

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Fortunately my friend isn't the jealous type...
As it was one prospects b-day, most of the people there were total strangers and one particular drunk was hilarious. When he finally figured out I was in one of the bands, every half an hour or so he staggered towards me and asked how the gig went? Every time i told that we hadn't played yet, in fact none of the bands had played yet, and we'll start about midnight. Almost the whole 3 sets he did stand about half a meter in front of me staring at me while i sang, one disturbing feller. Fortunately there were some really drunk chicks there with their own idea of the friendship between girls to distract my attention

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The "singer" of the first act was totally hilarious. As usual to him, he'd been getting into the gig mood for two days straight and was a bit plastered to say the least. Didn't remember the lyrics at all, just sang random words in random order

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That same guy earlier this year in that same place, just wanted to sing his favourite music with us and the guy being about 150Kg and the female vocalist about 50Kg there wasn't much she could do to prevent that from happening. She might not be the strongest or the largest there is, but my god she has a bad temper when someone pisses her off. After that gig where he wanted to sit in, she let him have it, badly. Later that week in another bar she had made sure that he got the message and let him have it again. And a reminder every time they bumped into eachother.
He got it all right, last saturday he had come to her and apologised that he was there again, but they had a band now and hoped it was all right by her that he sang there this time

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Regards
Sam