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I'm having a terrible morning. I got up early to head to the courthouse for jury duty, only to be told that I needn't have bothered, but try again tomorrow. On the way home I got a speeding ticket a block from my house. When I got home I discovered that the puppy had chewed off the leads on my brand-new pickup.

And yet I'm still cheerful.

What's wrong with me?
 
I'm having a terrible morning. I got up early to head to the courthouse for jury duty, only to be told that I needn't have bothered, but try again tomorrow. On the way home I got a speeding ticket a block from my house. When I got home I discovered that the puppy had chewed off the leads on my brand-new pickup.

And yet I'm still cheerful.

What's wrong with me?
Well, if bad things DO come in threes, the trajectory of your day should only keep going up! Either that, or you should just get back under the covers until tomorrow :p
 
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I'm having a terrible morning. I got up early to head to the courthouse for jury duty, only to be told that I needn't have bothered, but try again tomorrow. On the way home I got a speeding ticket a block from my house. When I got home I discovered that the puppy had chewed off the leads on my brand-new pickup.

And yet I'm still cheerful.

What's wrong with me?
Nothing! You are one of the happy minority :)
 
Nothing! You are one of the happy minority :)

See, that's the problem - I'm usually so caustic and bitter - this isn't like me at all.

Unless, maybe it's because I'm naturally bitter, and when bitter things happen, it feels like a comfort zone to me, which makes me happy. Happy about being bitter. I'm confused...
 
See, that's the problem - I'm usually so caustic and bitter - this isn't like me at all.

Unless, maybe it's because I'm naturally bitter, and when bitter things happen, it feels like a comfort zone to me, which makes me happy. Happy about being bitter. I'm confused...
Don't dismiss the possibility of a brain tumor.

Now you can be ecstatic!
 
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See, that's the problem - I'm usually so caustic and bitter - this isn't like me at all.

Unless, maybe it's because I'm naturally bitter, and when bitter things happen, it feels like a comfort zone to me, which makes me happy. Happy about being bitter. I'm confused...
As an optimistic nihilist, I feel ya!
 
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