Totally irrelvant TBer info share thread

[Sixgunn]

Never needed to be quite so accurate with that sort of information, so I always assume 2 lbs.

That's almost EIGHT Quarter Pounders!!....... in more ways than one, actually........

 

[D M C]

But you'll be stinking by Tuesday.....

Probably, but I can't stink much worse than I do today.

 

[jugglingfreak]

Probably, but I can't stink much worse than I do today.

That reminded me of a line from a TV show I watched recently "I stink like a 1000 year old armpit"

 

[D M C]

That reminded me of a line from a TV show I watched recently "I stink like a 1000 year old armpit"

I've been doing sweaty yard work AND I'm particularly gassy today.

 

[Sixgunn]

I've been doing sweaty yard work AND I'm particularly gassy today.

Probably glossy too

 

[5StringBlues]

I never met a Rice Crispy treat I didn't like.

 

[Gorn]

I'm so lazy and so cheap that for the last two years, when a lightbulb has gone out in my apartment, rather than replacing it with a new one I took one from another light that I used less often. Another one went out and now only my kitchen and bathroom have light. I may go buy some lightbulbs today.

 

[ctmullins]

I'm so lazy and cheap that for the last two years I've spent a small fortune on LED bulbs, so that I won't have to change them for another forty years.

 

[shadowtippy]

I'm so lazy and so cheap that for the last two years, when a lightbulb has gone out in my apartment, rather than replacing it with a new one I took one from another light that I used less often. Another one went out and now only my kitchen and bathroom have light. I may go buy some lightbulbs today.

Buy a glove. You can transfer one bulb from room to room and will pnly need one bulb.

 

[Sixgunn]

I'm so lazy and cheap that for the last two years I've spent a small fortune on LED bulbs, so that I won't have to change them for another forty years.

I'm just waiting for the used LED lightbulb market to emerge.

 

[Sixgunn]

I hate it when people call movies "rides".

 

[Sixgunn]

Lol!!!

 

[Sixgunn]

Anyone else have conversations like this:

Me: I have to go over to Valdimir's Hardware Store.

Them: The one on 7th street?

Me (sarcastically): No. The other one.

Them: There isn't another one.

Me: ...

 

[ctmullins]

Yes.

 

[ctmullins]

I really like my new chainsaw. I consider myself not so much a tree surgeon, but more of a tree butcher.

 

[klejst]

I was doing my business on the porcelain throne the other day when I suddenly caught a whiff of a refreshing scent...did ya'll know that AngleSoft's TP has a light refreshing scent infused on it?! I had no clue...but I never had bought it before nor bought TP before that had that. I am sure it may of looked funny that I was sniffing the TP above all else...

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I was doing my business on the porcelain throne the other day when I suddenly caught a whiff of a refreshing scent...did ya'll know that AngleSoft's TP has a light refreshing scent infused on it?! I had no clue...but I never had bought it before nor bought TP before that had that. I am sure it may of looked funny that I was sniffing the TP above all else...

Push play.

 

[klejst]

Push play.

Tried that stuff...did not work for me.

She's a hottie though! But I have a immediate love for redheads (human females of course).

 

[Sixgunn]

OCD, OCD
It's the only life for me
Out of place or out of line
I fix it all and that's just fine

 

[ctmullins]

Nobody is 100% OCD. If they were they would refer to themselves as CDO.