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I find it quite disturbing to find out that sandwiches are male.
Good. I wouldn't have wanted to tell James Gandolfino he was a girl.
What?It takes seven pound of force to rip off a human ear.
Are you sure they don't excrete TNC?In the spirit of Vince Klortho's post above:
The sculptures in this photo are Chinese foo dogs. Foo dogs are mythical creatures that inhabit the forests, but are never seen. The only trace they ever leave is piles of excrement, which are particularly vile. Legend has it that if someone ever stepped in foo dog poop, they must never wash it off, because re-exposure of the affected skin to air would cause instant death. That's where we get the expression, "If the foo sh!ts, wear it."
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Apparently. I don't know who's gonna test it though. I'd imagine using a dead pig as a test subject could potentially demonstrate it. Any pig farmers out there willing to see how many pounds of force it'll take to rip a pig's ear off?What?
In the spirit of Vince Klortho's post above:
The sculptures in this photo are Chinese foo dogs. Foo dogs are mythical creatures that inhabit the forests, but are never seen. The only trace they ever leave is piles of excrement, which are particularly vile. Legend has it that if someone ever stepped in foo dog poop, they must never wash it off, because re-exposure of the affected skin to air would cause instant death. That's where we get the expression, "If the foo sh!ts, wear it."
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Two Mark 39 hydrogen bombs were accidentally dropped over Goldsboro, North Carolina on 23 January 1961. The bombs fell to earth after a B-52 bomber broke up in mid-air, and one of the devices behaved precisely as a nuclear weapon was designed to behave in warfare: its parachute opened, its trigger mechanisms engaged, and only one low-voltage switch prevented untold carnage.
Each bomb carried a payload of 4 megatons – the equivalent of 4 million tons of TNT explosive. Had the device detonated, lethal fallout could have been deposited over Washington, Baltimore, Philadelphia and as far north as New York city – putting millions of lives at risk.

Well, yes and no. The bombs actually landed in some farmer's fields, near a little town named Eureka, about 12 miles away. Technically, the place is called Faro - good luck trying to find that, though. The B-52 was stationed at Seymour Johnson AFB, however; which is right next to Goldsboro (probably in Goldsboro, now). I was stationed there (from '78 thru '82), and one of my many, many, "additional duties" was to go out to the site every so often, where the remains of the second bomb are still buried - under many cubic yards of concrete, surrounded by a tall fence - and check to see that everything was still undisturbed. Kind of a scary thing, if you have any imagination at all; but it got me out of the shop, and away from the a**holes that made it the most unpleasant place I was ever stationed...Oh, and as for trivia; in Tennessee, it's illegal to get a fish drunk..
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Well, yes and no. The bombs actually landed in some farmer's fields, near a little town named Eureka, about 12 miles away. Technically, the place is called Faro - good luck trying to find that, though. The B-52 was stationed at Seymour Johnson AFB, however; which is right next to Goldsboro (probably in Goldsboro, now). I was stationed there (from '78 thru '82), and one of my many, many, "additional duties" was to go out to the site every so often, where the remains of the second bomb are still buried - under many cubic yards of concrete, surrounded by a tall fence - and check to see that everything was still undisturbed. Kind of a scary thing, if you have any imagination at all; but it got me out of the shop, and away from the a**holes that made it the most unpleasant place I was ever stationed...Oh, and as for trivia; in Tennessee, it's illegal to get a fish drunk..
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