• TalkBass has been independent since 1998. Add your voice.
    Create a free account to reply to discussions, view embedded media, and browse with fewer display ads.
    Join freeLog in
    Want zero display ads or expanded classifieds tools? Compare plans.

True facts about Dragonforce!

So I'm not allowed to hate a band for hearing their bad music over and over again for 10 hours strait? :p

I'm actually the youngest in my group of friends.. FYI

You are allowed to hate whatever you want my friend.

It was just so funny the incoherent way you expressed yourself, that I couldn't resist to make a remark. ;)
It took me a while to figure out that you were talking about Guitar Here on Playstation. (I assume)


For 10 hours straight? :eek:

Were you strapped down, bound and tied?:confused:
 
You are allowed to hate whatever you want my friend.

It was just so funny the incoherent way you expressed yourself, that I couldn't resist to make a remark. ;)
It took me a while to figure out that you were talking about Guitar Here on Playstation. (I assume)


For 10 hours straight? :eek:

Were you strapped down, bound and tied?:confused:

I'm a very odd person, very twitchy.. My mind wanders A LOT when I'm typing or talking so typing and speaking more then one sentence can be a challenge sometimes and usually it turns out screwed up in the end and I just give up :p

Had no where else I could go, if i left his room I risked the dog barking..

I want to hear some false facts! :D

Dragonforce is an amazing band with a unique sound that no other band could match!
 
I want to hear some false facts! :D

- Their contracts with their roadies entail that "there must be a fully-funtional wind machine within twenty feet or all bandmembers at all times, meal and sleep times included. Failure to comply will result in termination."

- Herman Li sleeps in a custom-made glass chamber that cycles between being filled with shampoo and conditioner. This is to ensure his locks maintain optimum body and shine.

- All songs are based entirely on historical fact! Dragonforce's clever use of metaphor and symbolism often lead the untrained listener to conclude that the songs are about dragons, and wizards and sorcery when in fact they're actually recounts of some of the less-popular battles of the American Civil War.

- The guitar strings the band uses are made out of 100% Unicorn gut, ensuring that all guitar solos are sufficiently soaring, majestic and magical.

- "Through Fire and Flames" is actually a cover of a disgarded B-Side of Trio's "Da Da Da" single.

- They recieve a group discount on the purchase of leather trousers.
 
- Their contracts with their roadies entail that "there must be a fully-funtional wind machine within twenty feet or all bandmembers at all times, meal and sleep times included. Failure to comply will result in termination."

- Herman Li sleeps in a custom-made glass chamber that cycles between being filled with shampoo and conditioner. This is to ensure his locks maintain optimum body and shine.

- All songs are based entirely on historical fact! Dragonforce's clever use of metaphor and symbolism often lead the untrained listener to conclude that the songs are about dragons, and wizards and sorcery when in fact they're actually recounts of some of the less-popular battles of the American Civil War.

- The guitar strings the band uses are made out of 100% Unicorn gut, ensuring that all guitar solos are sufficiently soaring, majestic and magical.

- "Through Fire and Flames" is actually a cover of a disgarded B-Side of Trio's "Da Da Da" single.

- They recieve a group discount on the purchase of leather trousers.

Really?! :)

Brought a tear to my eye... rofl :D
 
Wow, talk about getting your s**t in a knot!

I always thought Dragonforce was a bit purposely tongue in cheek, like Strapping Young Lad or Three Inches of Blood. You guys really think they take themselves seriously?

:cool: