Turkey Bacon

[UncleFluffy]

... doesn't taste anything like bacon. In fact, it tastes foul no matter how much barbecue sauce you pour on. Why do people eat this stuff?

(Sorry, just did a fridge cleanout-and-eat-what-you-find. Ick. Not even the cats will touch this stuff)

 

[Steveaux]

All hail the true Bacon ...

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[jeremyr]

because some of us don't eat pork AND it's healthier for you.

 

[Hawaii Islander]

... doesn't taste anything like bacon. In fact, it tastes foul no matter how much barbecue sauce you pour on. Why do people eat this stuff?

(Sorry, just did a fridge cleanout-and-eat-what-you-find. Ick. Not even the cats will touch this stuff)

Even my brother's dog "Dawg" won't eat it and he eats anything! He has to, he's huge and weighs 95 to 100 lbs!

 

[hbarcat]

Hey! I love turkey bacon. I even prefer it over pork bacon.

If you don't like it, don't buy it.

 

[steamthief]

Yuck. That's like substituting carob for chocolate.

 

[UncleFluffy]

... or Bud Lite for beer

 

[Hawaii Islander]

... or Bud Lite for beer

+1

Nothing containing the word "Lite" can be considered beer.

 

[Sonicfrog]

Bacon? BACON?????

 

[Korladis]

+1

Nothing containing the word "Lite" can be considered beer.

Completely agree.

 

[Jared Lash]

As I so often do, I defer to the late, great Mitch Hedberg:

I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get pissed off at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey pastrami, turkey bologna, turkey bacon. Someone needs to tell the turkey "Man, just be yourself. I already like you, little brother. You do not need to emulate the other animals. You got your own thing goin'.

 

[Nappa]

I prefer it to pork bacon as I tend to rip the fat off regular bacon leaving little behind.

 

[bassteban]

Gimme both, now.

 

[Kosko]

Blue Light is spelled "LIGHT", is it ok? It really is one of my favorite beers, especially on a warm day.

And this coming from a guy that also likes Double IPAs, Stouts, and hates almost all "any flavor of citrus" beer

 

[bassteban]

*Lite* beer=beer-flavored kool-aid.

 

[kanonfodr]

In defense: lite beer = I don't go home with Fassa

Peace,
Greg

 

[UncleFluffy]

I prefer it to pork bacon as I tend to rip the fat off regular bacon leaving little behind.

If you can find an Irish or British food store, grab some "Back Bacon" from there. Bacon on that side of the Atlantic tends to be cut deeper and from a meatier part of the pig.

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[Joe Gress]

As I so often do, I defer to the late, great Mitch Hedberg:

+1

Mitch RIP as well.

 

[Nappa]

If you can find an Irish or British food store, grab some "Back Bacon" from there. Bacon on that side of the Atlantic tends to be cut deeper and from a meatier part of the pig.

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That looks delicious! Much better than the stuff we get that has more fat than meat.

 

[BassGirl1122]

I eat it occasionally and I think it is good! and also turkey ground meat is too.