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Two Squares?

How many squares of toilet paper do you use?

  • 1

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 2

    Votes: 4 7.3%
  • 3

    Votes: 3 5.5%
  • 4

    Votes: 5 9.1%
  • 5

    Votes: 7 12.7%
  • 6

    Votes: 2 3.6%
  • 7

    Votes: 15 27.3%
  • I use a carrot

    Votes: 19 34.5%

  • Total voters
    55
There are more trees in America now than in the 1800's.
Without meaning to turn this into another tedious environmental thread, that fact is pretty meaningless if most of America's timber use is from sources outside of the USA. That is, the fact that you have more trees in your country now than you did x years ago means nothing if your country has caused massive deforrestation around the world because of its reliance on wood and paper products. Just saying.
 
I don't know ANYTHING about women and they don't let us in those rooms. Tell me does anyone know, do women have dainty little petite poppies that can be dealt with with one square? As I get older the "lincoln log" principle seems to apply more and more to me, just hand me the effin role!:D :eek: :D
 
Sheryl must have a truly awesome wiping technique! I wonder if she'd be willing to demonstrate it on herself, live on TV?

Jeez, I went from the lost bag of cat crap thread to this? I REALLY need to be more selective about the threads I read during lunch!

PS I voted 5.
 
Without meaning to turn this into another tedious environmental thread, that fact is pretty meaningless if most of America's timber use is from sources outside of the USA. That is, the fact that you have more trees in your country now than you did x years ago means nothing if your country has caused massive deforrestation around the world because of its reliance on wood and paper products. Just saying.

With all the foreign aid we dish out, let some of those countries worry about planting more trees. We want to wipe our asses (arses) without worrying about it :D :hyper: :hiding: Diggler and his TP boxing gloves probably take an acre of rainforest each year alone. ROFLMFAO!!!
 
I think SC eats for the output. High fiber. Clean break. It must be hard for her to imagine salsa a$$. That requires at least seven squares to pat your bunghole and let it know that you care and that it's ok to try to work the rest out. ;)

Yeah, I don't guess SC would want to have the chipotle chicken at El Arroyo. She'd have to either use more than two squares, or perform from her bathroom.

Cherie