Two Squares?

[ElMon]

Well, being a Mid-Westerner, I feel that my adherence to the 'Good Ol Boy' diet (steak,eggs,taters,cheese,etc) leaves the smallest footprint as related to TP usage. Mrs. Crow will be pleased to note that me and my ilk have gotten our dumpage down to only twice a week, and speaking for myself only, I have been blessed with the 'No Wipe Dump' for some time now. Just doin my part.

 

[Thor]

Now that I have been sensitized to the finer points of
wipeage, I counted 32 squares total this morning. 4 courses
of eight, neatly folded.

Could this behavior be considered anal?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Now that I have been sensitized to the finer points of
wipeage, I counted 32 squares total this morning. 4 courses
of eight, neatly folded.

Could this behavior be considered anal?

It's only anal if there's penetration.

 

[jomahu]

It's only anal if there's penetration.

hence the carrot option.

two squares? i dunno what kinda 5-ply luxury TP ms. crow is using, but if you're into scotts or cvs generic brand, you're...well, SOL.