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Two Squares?
- Thread starter burk48237
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Maybe she wears diapers.
Of course she doesn't! She's not an astronaut!
But she *is* behaving like an a$$hat.
Maybe she should wear two squares on her head.
Cherie
Of course she doesn't! She's not an astronaut!
But she *is* behaving like an a$$hat.
Maybe she should wear two squares on her head.
Cherie
LMAO. She probably has a Japanese toilet and can't understand why people pooping over a hole can't afford one. She should wear two squares up her nose. DIRTY squares.
You've got to love this. Now Sheryl Crow is proposing that "one square of toilet paper is enough", And maybe "two or three squires" for those "pesky situations". Just what we need anorexic celebrities setting public crapping policies!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm
Anyone using a Squire to wipe your a$$ with?
It's a good thought to try to minimize the amount of paper, but she (Sheryl Crow) could try to force companies to pump out less printed advertisements instead... If I use 5 sheets of toilet paper per day that's nothing against the pound of paper I get in my mailbox almost every day....
Imagine how much life would suck if you could only pinch out 2 dried up rabbit pellets like SC apparently does.... it would take virtually all of the fun out of my reading/solitude man-time.
Anyone using a Squire to wipe your a$$ with?
It's a good thought to try to minimize the amount of paper, but she (Sheryl Crow) could try to force companies to pump out less printed advertisements instead... If I use 5 sheets of toilet paper per day that's nothing against the pound of paper I get in my mailbox almost every day....
Good point. I need to invent a machine that will turn junk mail into terlet paper!! I'd be a billionaire
If there was a way to just soften it up a bit and still be able to read it. That would kill two birds with one stone. Bathroom reading material that you could wipe with and flush...... 
I'll bet that I get enough junk mail to "cover my ass" every day.
Sheryl Crow can reduce her environmental impact by:
(1) distributing her work entirely through the internet (no more wasteful CDs and packaging);
(2) playing acoustic instruments only, without any amplification;
(3) limiting her tours to places accessible by walking or bike;
(4) composting all of her garbage and waste; and
(5) using a bidet rather than toilet paper.
Honestly, toilet paper is a relatively minor problem in terms of the environment.
(1) distributing her work entirely through the internet (no more wasteful CDs and packaging);
(2) playing acoustic instruments only, without any amplification;
(3) limiting her tours to places accessible by walking or bike;
(4) composting all of her garbage and waste; and
(5) using a bidet rather than toilet paper.
Honestly, toilet paper is a relatively minor problem in terms of the environment.
You know what's gonna happen now, she'll be bombarded with rolls of toilet paper every time she gets onstage! Just like way back when George Harrison mentioned that he liked jelly beans!
Good points
She could also go one step further with the toilet related stuff.. Go to the toilet max 2 times a day and save lots of water.
I would only use one sheet if she would come and wipe my ass for me. she can also use her old bony hands if need be.
You've got to love this. Now Sheryl Crow is proposing that "one square of toilet paper is enough", And maybe "two or three squires" for those "pesky situations". Just what we need anorexic celebrities setting public crapping policies!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm
Then she's obviously never had one of those endless-wiping-burning dumps after eating nothing but pizza, ribs, hot sauce beer and pepsi.
yea, 5 is just enough to not get your fingers all mucked up, plus it allows for a second wipe if the first didn't completely kill it.
LMAO. She probably has a Japanese toilet and can't understand why people pooping over a hole can't afford one. She should wear two squares up her nose. DIRTY squares.
One of my best friends spent about 3 days in Jail in Hong Kong. He said pooping over a hole was the worst part of the whole thing. That and having 100 people watching you, knowing you never pooped over a hole before
Urgh!
Do you want me to add sausages to or?
When I get stinking rich I am going to use a whole roll of paper on each wipe. That way I dont have to "open" it with the sucky first papers and all !
LMAO. She probably has a Japanese toilet and can't understand why people pooping over a hole can't afford one. She should wear two squares up her nose. DIRTY squares.
She's obviously never had to wade...yes...through a Pemex station in a remote part of Mexico. TP is the least of your worries then. Not getting whatever is on the floor, inside your shoes, is cause for thanksgiving. To have toilet paper in such a situation is cause for outright celebration. When you are safely back in your car!
Cherie
