Two-ton death machine

[jsbass]

I think they weigh a lot more than 4,000 pounds.

Indeed they do, put it this way, my '94 Ford Bronco has a curb weight of 4,616lbs... and it will weight quite a bit more once it's lifted...

...And it's 10x better than any stinkin' Hummer. This truck actually DOES 4x4, and it does it very well.

 

[NJL]

Check these out, they're made here in Augusta:

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that truck has "i have an incredibly small penis" written all over it.

 

[Bryan316]

Indeed they do, put it this way, my '94 Ford Bronco has a curb weight of 4,616lbs... and it will weight quite a bit more once it's lifted...

...And it's 10x better than any stinkin' Hummer. This truck actually DOES 4x4, and it does it very well.

AAAUGH!!! My last truck was a 1996 OJ mobile. All white. I miss that thing so much.

But NOT the horrid rear glass window!!! Screw that thing!!!


Lifting it, eh? You gonna keep us updated when that gets started, right?

 

[bassman1185]

that truck has "i have an incredibly small penis" written all over it.

Ahahaha, I always refer to huge trucks with lift kits and such as overcompensationmobiles.

 

[MJ5150]

Shaq has one of those big Ford trucks. It is quite nice. I'd like to own one.

As for getting rid of the huge trucks/SUVs, forget about it. I drive a big truck, and I always will. I didn't buy it for the gas mileage, so I accept that 15MPG I get and move on. I'm sorry you don't like big vehicles.

-Mike

 

[Diggler]

Eh, if you use it as a daily driver, I'd say that you're not making the best of decisions, but I don't think owning or liking cool toys says anything about your schlong.

And I doubt that owning a Prius or Yugo is a testament to the angle of your dangle.

Actually, if you look at trucks and find yourself thinking about the owner's penis size, well, eh...

 

[NKUSigEp]

... Those Hummers are the same kind the MILITARY uses! ...

No they're not.

 

[Diggler]

No they're not.

Ironically, this plays right into the OP. Hummers look like the military version, but they are functionally very different.

Same with semi-auto firearms.

 

[Marlat]

yawn.

 

[eedre]

Check these out, they're made here in Augusta:

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Phew....

It's nice to know there's something out there that can haul my camping gear once a year...

 

[NKUSigEp]

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

I don't even know what that means.

 

[Aaron Saunders]

Wow. There's definite lack of awareness in this thread.

 

[middy]

Wow. There's definite lack of awareness in this thread.

I'll say! I have no idea what the heck you're talking about.

 

[Bryan316]

gotta say it. Zing. Sorry Aaron, but.... zing.

 

[Deleted member 79588]

I think that I just realized that the OP was being sarcastic. At least, I hope he was. Because if he wasn't, he's got something wrong with his head.

But yeah, I'm pretty sure that this was a metaphor for gun control.

DING DING We have a winner!!!

They aren't exactly the same kind the military uses. Just modeled after them.

And you discovered the analogy too...what else is modeled after something the military uses but functionally very different?

 

[bassman1185]

Yay, do I win a pony?

 

[Lalabadie]

And you discovered the analogy too...what else is modeled after something the military uses but functionally very different?

Dehydrated food?

 

[Deleted member 79588]

Yay, do I win a pony?

I'll buy you a parakeet!

 

[theshadow2001]

It's probably a bit easier to dodge a hummer coming at you from hundreds meters away than a bullet coming at you from hundreds of meters away

 

[IconBasser]

Shaq has one of those big Ford trucks. It is quite nice. I'd like to own one.

As for getting rid of the huge trucks/SUVs, forget about it. I drive a big truck, and I always will. I didn't buy it for the gas mileage, so I accept that 15MPG I get and move on. I'm sorry you don't like big vehicles.

-Mike

psh... that's more mileage than my Toyota Camry gets...