Two-ton death machine

[GregC]

yawn.

+1. Another day, another pro-gun thread, this one's just slightly veiled. Zzzzz...

 

[MoD_Scotty]

psh... that's more mileage than my Toyota Camry gets...

Then you should stop driving around with 40 bowling balls in your trunk. Or maybe fix the hole in your gas tank.

 

[::::BASSIST::::]

Gas guzzlers that serve no purpose whatsoever should be made illegal. Seriously. What a waste.

Betcha I'm scoring major points with the 'conservatives' today!

 

[iamlowsound]

If you are only getting 15mpg in a Camry, you are doing something wrong. That thing should be getting almost 40mpg.

lowsound

 

[marcray]

So I was at the mall the other day... I can't believe these crazy people drive their two-ton death machines around AT THE MALL! I mean, theres little kids all over the place, what if somebody went crazy and couldn't resist flooring the accelerator and killing a bunch of people with their assault vehicle? The mall, schools, movies, theres all these target-rich parking lots where people can just go crazy! Those Hummers are the same kind the MILITARY uses! Why do civilians need them?

I say we ban these high-capacity flammable liquid tanks as well... I mean no one needs anything like that. Just means more people they can kill with their death machines without reloading the fuel tank. And fully-automatic cruise control too!!! We need to stop them!!!

I just peed my pants.

Well, if one person does go crazy and starts wiping people out then I will just get in my death machine, because I've been trained to use it by the Motoring school, which makes me an expert (I know this because they gave me a special laminated card) and I'll drive around trying to drive over the 1st death machine, followed by a whole bunch of other death machines following me, and finally maybe we'll all drive our death machines at each other and all the people that hate death machines and... woah... nah, that's just stupid.

 

[peterbright]

"If you are only getting 15mpg in a Camry, you are doing something wrong." Might need some work done. Pull up the anchor first.

 

[jsbass]

"If you are only getting 15mpg in a Camry, you are doing something wrong." Might need some work done. Pull up the anchor first.

Yea, and quit flooring it like a tool everytime you take off from a light. I see so many young and inexperienced drivers do that.

 

[Bryan316]

Ahh. Yeah. I love that. Especially when there's another red light just after it. They gun it, then slam on their brakes, while I'm coasting right past them as the light just turns green for me. No wear and tear on MY brakes, sucka! And I just left ya in the dust! Heh heh. I love being efficient.

 

[eedre]

Yea, and quit flooring it like a tool everytime you take off from a light. I see so many young and inexperienced drivers do that.

My tires had about 25,000 miles on them when I had to replace... front brakes went at about 40k... that's a new bass

 

[Bryan316]

My tires had about 25,000 miles on them when I had to replace... front brakes went at about 40k... that's a new bass

WOW. If that doesn't translate into making sense, nothing will! "Dude, you just spent a new bass because you drive rediculously." Can't get any simpler than that!

 

[Mike N]

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The dually Dodge in the background didn't do much better than the Hummer did.

And just because it's rediculous...


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Fairground cruiser. Go to any 4x4 Jamboree and you'll see a few of these.

 

[Ericman197]

Yea, and quit flooring it like a tool everytime you take off from a light. I see so many young and inexperienced drivers do that.

Nothing wrong with a little stoplight grand prix, everyone has done it. EVERYONE.

 

[Spector_Ray]

Those Hummers are the same kind the MILITARY uses! Why do civilians need them?

If you're talking about the H2, no they're not. The H1, closer with some exceptions.

Betcha I'm scoring major points with the 'conservatives' today!

Betcha most don't care.

 

[Deleted member 79588]

If you're talking about the H2, no they're not. The H1, closer with some exceptions.

The entire post was in satire.

 

[steve66]

right, so that takes care of L.A.

where to next?

Florida

 

[Spector_Ray]

The entire post was in satire.

My thinking cap is in the wash right now, sorry!

 

[Spector_Ray]

Nothing wrong with a little stoplight grand prix, everyone has done it. EVERYONE.

Until you get caught or somebody gets hurt. So if your friends jump off a cliff does that mean you will too, young man???

 

[eedre]

Nothing wrong with a little stoplight grand prix, everyone has done it. EVERYONE.

And everyone knows you absolutely MUST race the driver next to you it you're stopped at a stoplight and there's a merge right after it.