I'd try to fight it. Where I'm at they'll pretty much lower the fine every time if you've made the effort to get down there and have any kind of plausible excuse at all. Take the course if points is an issue.
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Unreasonable Citation
- Thread starter DagoMaino
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I just want someone to touch my wool ok? It was much easier being a dog. People pet you. I can lick little children's ice cream off their cones. Try living your life as a sheep, people stare at me constantly and I am the victim of constant discrimination. I only look dirty.
Move to Oslo. You may get herpes, but they'll also give you the keys to the city.
Ewe picked this life for yourself. There's mutton we can do about it. Chop being such a lamb about the whole thing. We've all been fleeced and had the wool pulled over our eyes.
Look on the bright side - sheeps balls are easily twice as big as dog's. You can have those bigger loads you wanted WITHOUT the vasectomy. BTW: your Dad was so full of *** on the bigger loads.
Hey one night I got stopped coming home from a gig in the middle of nowhere. I got 5 warning citations but the irony was that one was for no seat belt.
What I had done was unhitch my seat belt when I pulled over, took out my wallet containing my license , put it where he could see it, and put my hands on the wheel where he could see them to take stress off HIM. When I tried to explain, he wasn't buying it and I didn't argue. No good deed goes unpunished. But like has been said, other times when I deserved a rap I didn't get it. Doh well.
What I had done was unhitch my seat belt when I pulled over, took out my wallet containing my license , put it where he could see it, and put my hands on the wheel where he could see them to take stress off HIM. When I tried to explain, he wasn't buying it and I didn't argue. No good deed goes unpunished. But like has been said, other times when I deserved a rap I didn't get it. Doh well.
Then you will be ceremoniously gutted, disembowelled and used for a black metal gig flyer.
He didn't say bigger loads, he said stronger orgasms. Lawyer up young man. Lawyer up.
You're splitting hairs over THAT??? What's the deal - you get laid yesterday? It was supposed to be her night off. I thought it was kinda sloppy.
Sorry - when I'm bad, I'm broken bad.
Can I just say, if any of you clowns even think about hijacking the football thread with your relentless nonsense, large portions of kick-ass will be served.
Stop mistreating the sheep, Crow. Without them you'll be right back to jumping on British women. We all know you don't want that.
