Morningstar Farms used to make veggie steak strips, and they were yummy! In fact, they were the best of the whole "meal starters" line. However, they stopped making them.
I cant recall if Ive had them, but they do seem vaguely familiar. The chik'n strips are sort of 'meh' and way easy to overcook. I keep the beef crumbles stocked for making tacos, and sometimes throw them in my bean & cheese burritos.
I avoid any meat substitute that comes with BBQ sauce, like the MF riblets, or the Gardein Pulled Pork style shreds. The quality of the BBQ sauce always sucks and ruins it for me, even when I add ym own sauce.
Man you got way more willpower than I've ever given you credit for Mike...that never, ever works for me