Speaking of mojo...
Did someone say "mojo"?
Say kids, what time is it?
It's Moj-O-Matic time!
OK kids, it's time once again for a word from our sponsor:
Announcing another fine product from MongCo® Enterprises a division of YouCantGetAwayWiddat Industries,LLC.
Presenting the new and improved Moj-O-Matic with the revolutionary Mojo-In-A-Minute® technology. Now with the new and amazingly ineffective Funk-O-Riffic® String Dip for lubricating the strings and enhancing their Phunk-O-Phonic® quotient.
A 5 second dip in the Funk-O-Riffic® String Dip using the patented Saf-T-Matic tongs while wearing the included No-See-Um goggles is all it takes to renew, refresh, revitalize, rejuvenate, and otherwise make your strings sound like they've been dipped in it.
After the dip simply microwave the patented Mucho-Mojo® packet now with extra What's-That-Smell Black Cat Bone for one minute. Slather it on your instrument with the patented Ten-Foot-Pole applicator and prepare to be amazed at your PhunkySelf.
Be the envy of your friends. Call 1-000-GET-MOJO right now. Some real operators are standing by.
"It's Mojo, Mofo."®©
Offer void in Perpetuity. Close cover before striking. If condition persists consult a physician. Not available in states, countries, or planets with consonants or vowels in their name. Any resemblence to any product living or dead is purely coincidental and if you think the MongCo® Moj-O-Matic is real you're crazier than I am.