Wal Mart Wine

[Gard]

Walmart announced today that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand into their shopping carts but "there is a market for inexpensive wine", says Kathy Micken, Professor of Marketing at Brandies University. "But the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Walmart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. Grape Expectations

And the number 1 name for Walmart Wine:

1. Nasti Spumante

 

[Marlat]

(ZING)

 

[Munjibunga]

White Chimpfandel.

 

[embellisher]

LMAO! Gard, that is priceless.

 

[Passinwind]

Wal Marlot

 

[geoffkhan]

Wal Marlot

Hahahah, this had better not be true.

 

[Adam Barkley]

Balatore is the best tasting champagne I have ever drank; retails in the 7-8 dollar range, so there is a chance albeit slight that this could be half way decent.




Who am I kidding. That stuff will probably blow. Whinos rejoice.

 

[Marlat]

Balatore is the best tasting champagne I have ever drank; retails in the 7-8 dollar range, so there is a chance albeit slight that this could be half way decent.




Who am I kidding. That stuff will probably blow. Whinos rejoice.

How much had you drunk when you read the first post in this thread?

 

[geoffkhan]

"You don't have any 80-100 dollar champagne?"

"You can get a whole bunch of mum's."

 

[Petebass]

I've heard the wines are designed in Germany and built in Asia. I also heard that they're copies of established wines.

 

[puttz buster]

Might be like the $3.99 cleanskin slop we have in oz.

 

[bmc]

I've heard the wines are designed in Germany and built in Asia. I also heard that they're copies of established wines.

Bottled by slaves.

 

[Petebass]

Bottled by slaves.

.... who then give their wages back to their bosses in return for booze.....

 

[DigMe]

.... who then give their wages back to their bosses in return for booze.....

Wow! Slaves are getting wages these days... the world is slowly becoming a better place.

brad cook

 

[Atshen]

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. Grape Expectations

And the number 1 name for Walmart Wine:

1. Nasti Spumante

Yummy!

Add to that list the famous Cabernet SEWERvignon.

 

[Gard]

(...and now, the punchline)


The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

 

[Frank Martin]

(...and now, the punchline)


The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

as it will ruin the taste of either equally well

 

[j-raj]

Walmart announced today that they will soon .... produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.

ahh yeah! Drunk on budget? Walmart now accomodates!

 

[jrthebassguy]

The sad thing about it is if they actually sold this stuff, lots of people would be buying it.

 

[Brendan]

I like NASCARbernet