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Wal Mart Wine

#22
The best Part about it is that you can now pick up a shotgun, a bunch of ammo, and a few gallons of cheap wine, to pass the time while your stalking your ex: Wife-boss-girlfriend , All in one convienent stop!!!!!!

Ah what a world we live in.

For the hunters there will be Remyngton VSOP
 
#23
FenderBender said:
The best Part about it is that you can now pick up a shotgun, a bunch of ammo, and a few gallons of cheap wine, to pass the time while your stalking your ex: Wife-boss-girlfriend , All in one convienent stop!!!!!!

Ah what a world we live in.

For the hunters there will be Remyngton VSOP
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I got that beat. Miller Sports of White Salmon, Washington. Combination liquor/gun store. It's not even like "Oh, wow, there are guns in the sporting goods section, as well as alcohol in the food section. No, straight up guns and booze, and that's the store's stock.
 
#24
Brendan said:
I got that beat. Miller Sports of White Salmon, Washington. Combination liquor/gun store. It's not even like "Oh, wow, there are guns in the sporting goods section, as well as alcohol in the food section. No, straight up guns and booze, and that's the store's stock.
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Some guy combined his two loves in life. Classic.

Every day on the way to work I pass Lone Star Music and Archery/Ted Nugent's Exotic Wildlife Gallery. Guitars, archery and stuffed animals bagged by The Nuge.

brad cook
 
#26
FenderBender said:
The best Part about it is that you can now pick up a shotgun, a bunch of ammo, and a few gallons of cheap wine, to pass the time while your stalking your ex: Wife-boss-girlfriend , All in one convienent stop!!!!!!
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even more convienent if you were a former employee of that particular Walmart.


:D
 
#29
Brendan said:
I got that beat. Miller Sports of White Salmon, Washington. Combination liquor/gun store. It's not even like "Oh, wow, there are guns in the sporting goods section, as well as alcohol in the food section. No, straight up guns and booze, and that's the store's stock.
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It gets better, Brendan, or at least it used to. Miller's also sold convalescent supplies. It used to have a sign in the window that said "Bullets, Booze, and Bedpans". I wrote a song about that place, which is about a mile from where I've lived for the last 15 years.

Let me see, I think I have a link to the song on Soundclick: [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

Go to the music page, then "Country Store". There's some really cheesy slide bass on that toon as well. :cool:

Edit: forgive the sound quality, it was done on 4 track cassette a long time ago. There's no excuse for the juvenile lyrics or Cookie Monster vocals though...
 

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