I think if there's running shoes underneath the knee length denim shorts all hope for humanity is lost.
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Here, let me help you along......Did I miss any outrage yet? Got here as soon as I could!![]()

Yeah not much call for Voice of the Dark Lord vocals in Praise music. Well, I suppose it might depend on just who you're praising!I wear shorts every time I play. Of course, I do wear pants over my shorts.
As I play church gigs, there are.... a few subtle differences between the video above and what I do.
Then again, the lighting isn't all that different:
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Unprofessional
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Yup, unprofessional
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So unprofessional
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This guy will never make any money
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Black Levi's or bust.TB is the only place I hear about shorts being an issue. Around here it's standard attire between May and October for playing bars, breweries, private parties and the like. Obviously it doesn't fly for more formal venues.

Tatiana is a vocal goddess, she also does clean vocals as well as anyone, really a beautiful voice. But yeah, she does host an imprisoned Legion of demons in her throat too. I can't stand most metal growling / screaming, but I can listen to Jinjer all day and night, for some reason.
The "live in studio" version of Pisces is one of the best jumpscares since Jorah pranked Samwell at the Citadel in GOT Season 6.
...wait for the chorus lol...