Whacky Bass Question Club

[BassBob185]

Haven't seen this thread but over the past few months I've seen and probably posted myself some strange and whacky bass questions. So far the one that tops my list is:

Is this a fake SX?


Yours?

 

[René_Julien]

"What's the point of fanned frets? It seems like a stupid idea."

 

[MaxRossell]

"Why do I like this Squier Affinity Jazz Bass better than this Fender US Jazz Bass?"

 

[danomite64]

'Is there a cheap alternative to a Stingray?'

It wasn't a bad question the first five times it was asked.......

 

[perkidan]

Is that a precision you are applying my Grey Poupon too?

 

[Thunderitter]

Any 'which is better' post or the 'how do I make my ibanez (sic) sound like Justin Chancellor's Wal?' post!

 

[mongo2]

Any question that starts with "Which is better..."

Which is better, P or J?

Which is better, maple or rosewood?

Which is better, flats or rounds?

Which is better, alder or ash or poplar or mahogany or basswood or agathis or graphite or concrete?

 

[BassBob185]

Is that a precision you are applying my Grey Poupon too?

Cracked me up with this one!

 

[Dr. Feelgood]

"I was sick on my bass, how do I clean it off?"

 

[broadblik]

Which bass is best for the leet metulz?

 

[Joe Kyle]

'Is there a cheap alternative to a Stingray?'

It wasn't a bad question the first five times it was asked.......

Yes, a skate is a cheaper alternative to the stingray, and its much smaller and will cost less to feed, plus you wont have to aquire as large of a saltwater tank to keep it in.

 

[Electra Player]

Yes, a skate is a cheaper alternative to the stingray, and its much smaller and will cost less to feed, plus you wont have to aquire as large of a saltwater tank to keep it in.

+1.....thousand.

I dunno, I love when people ask:
"Should I...*insert mod of choice*....to my bass?
I mean, like it should matter, it's your bass, your cash.

 

[RickenBoogie]

The one right above this thread currently. 22 or 24 fret bass. Read it. It's serious.

 

[BassBob185]

The one right above this thread currently. 22 or 24 fret bass. Read it. It's serious.

Gotta be a joke, surely......may be?