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What are the four steps to rocking?
- Thread starter GearHeadBassMan
- Start date
Are you on the pot again??!!
If your gonna make it in rock and roll, first off it's blow and you need hookers, then go do some blow off of any of their body parts.
1. Leather, hair and tatoos; the uglier the better.
2. Amp/speaker combo that completely drowns your bandmates.
3. Show up 45 or more minutes late and then tell the audience to f... off if they boo.
4. Alternate between painful wall of noise and 'back to the crowd' "progressive" noodling.
4a. Laugh as people and reviewers actually take you seriously.
CC.
2. Amp/speaker combo that completely drowns your bandmates.
3. Show up 45 or more minutes late and then tell the audience to f... off if they boo.
4. Alternate between painful wall of noise and 'back to the crowd' "progressive" noodling.
4a. Laugh as people and reviewers actually take you seriously.
CC.
1. Turn up!
2.Beard and/moustache...nuff said.
3. Spin kicks
4.Spend all profit on malt liquor...what's good enough for Billy D is good enough for me.
2.Beard and/moustache...nuff said.
3. Spin kicks
4.Spend all profit on malt liquor...what's good enough for Billy D is good enough for me.
Step 1.) Get wicked expensive (preferably pointy edged) bass.
Step 2.) Get 20 story amp, crank to 11 (and a half!)
Step 3.) Consume as much alcohol, drugs and contract as many diseases as possible. (you're not famous yet....)
Step 4.) Drop acid during a show, impale self with bass, die. Be famous.
Step 2.) Get 20 story amp, crank to 11 (and a half!)
Step 3.) Consume as much alcohol, drugs and contract as many diseases as possible. (you're not famous yet....)
Step 4.) Drop acid during a show, impale self with bass, die. Be famous.
1. Beat yourself over the head with a hammer
2. Drink some varnish
3. Grow long hair and dont bathe for a month
4. Play when your at the point of passing out.
If your really good at this then you can be as good as this
2. Drink some varnish
3. Grow long hair and dont bathe for a month
4. Play when your at the point of passing out.
If your really good at this then you can be as good as this
1. The bass/guitar should be positioned so that if one were to play naked, the instrument would be covering your manly bits
(Sock optional)
2. Legs should be spread wider than a St Mary's School Girl
3. Smash Something
4. Be digiataly recreated so you can rock on for eternity
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(Sock optional)
2. Legs should be spread wider than a St Mary's School Girl
3. Smash Something
4. Be digiataly recreated so you can rock on for eternity
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If your really good at this then you can be as good as this
OH MY F*&$ING LORD!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?? WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT ON THE INTERNET?
1. Buy Gear you have no idea how to use.
2. Book lots of shows and play, despite your lack of knowing how
3. Get lots of groupies/followers to hang on your every word
4. Get kicked out of every available venue, then kill yourself.
It worked for the Germs.
2. Book lots of shows and play, despite your lack of knowing how
3. Get lots of groupies/followers to hang on your every word
4. Get kicked out of every available venue, then kill yourself.
It worked for the Germs.
1. Buy a big stubby pick.
2. Take your pointy B.C. Rich (if you don't have one buy one!) and max the strap out to your knees.
3. Take the A, D, and G string off, leaving only the E
4. Downtune the E as far as you can go and play only that note through your 1,000 Ampeg fridges
2. Take your pointy B.C. Rich (if you don't have one buy one!) and max the strap out to your knees.
3. Take the A, D, and G string off, leaving only the E
4. Downtune the E as far as you can go and play only that note through your 1,000 Ampeg fridges
If your really good at this then you can be as good as this
Shiiiiiiiiiiit...I want my 2 minutes of my life back.
