What are the four steps to rocking?

[GearHeadBassMan]

starting from nothing! what are the four main steps to kicking ass on stage? im doing a flash project and its meant to be funny!

 

[anonymous_111514]

1. grow mustache
2.crank the gain
3.tune to drop D
4.wank

 

[BananaKing]

starting from nothing! what are the four main steps to kicking ass on stage? im doing a flash project and its meant to be funny!

1. Buy a Fender Jazz
2. Buy 6 Amps, all bigger than you are individually
3. Start Taking Coke
4. Forget about music theory and thrash away!

 

[Jehos]

1. The rock stance (with a pair this big, who needs talent?)
2. The windmill
3. Jumping off things for fun and profit
4. Real guitars don't survive the show

 

[guitar ed]

If you want to be great on stage, review the movie "Spinäl Täp". That should tell you everything you need to know.

edg

 

[megadan]

1. Setup gear in large tower
2. Take names
3. Crank it to 11
4. Kick ass

 

[Demon_Hunter]

Long Hair and Spandex

 

[SanDiegoHarry]

First, watch "Spinal Tap".

Then...

Tight pants
Black bass & huge amp
Long hair & tats
Tune too low and play too many notes

 

[RTL]

1. Accumulate massive amounts of ridiculously large, incredibly heavy equipment (it really doesn't matter if it sounds good, or even works properly).

2. Find the tightest leather (or leather-like) pants you can find. Buy them. Matching belts/jackets are a huge plus. Make sure you don't wear a shirt, no matter how gaunt/flabby/tattooed you are.

3. Get really, really, really drunk. Turn every dial on aforementioned equipment all the way up, then break it off.

4. Plug in & Rock balls.

 

[Valerus]

If you want to be great on stage, review the movie "Spinäl Täp". That should tell you everything you need to know.

edg

 

[fenderphil]

gotta have the pouty face..
gotta move around alot
look at the girls in the crowd and wink at all of them
look at the guys in the crowd and try to intimidate them by acting like you'll steal their girl..

 

[Jim Nazium]

1. six pack of bud talls
2. ripped jeans
3. black t-shirt
4. bass face

 

[fenderx55]

1. Grow Mustache

2. Do Jager Bombs (David lee roth juice...obvs)

3. Crank to 11

4. Bass thrust a la Link Removed

 

[professor_bills]

four steps? try four letters
M-E-T-H

 

[NJL]

until you master jumping off your amp, you're nothing!!

 

[crayzee]

1. Watch Spinal Tap (as awesomely mentioned before)
2. Furiously insist that your rider must include a bowl of red M&M's (and ONLY the red ones)
3. Do some lunges to warm up whilst wearing fluorescent yellow spandex pants and no underwear
4. Turn your amps on before plugging in to let the audience know you're serious about rockin'.

 

[Oric]

If you want to be great on stage, review the movie "Spinäl Täp". That should tell you everything you need to know.

edg

That's "This Is Spın̈al Tap"

 

[makanudo]

Grow long hair
Drink till you pass out
Turn up to 11
and most importantly...


HEADBANGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

 

[Ric5]

1 - pick up your bass
2 - plug it in
3 - turn on the amp
4 - play

 

[RobertPaulson]

1. Drink a bit
2. Drink a bit more.
3. Power Stance
4. Profit