Heard on the radio this morning:
DJ: "We got a prize for caller number 9 who has the punchline of this joke:
10 years ago, Mother Teresa passed away and went to
Heaven, and when she got there she noticed that Princess
Di's halo was twice the size of hers. She got a bit miffed and
asked St Peter 'How come since I dedicated my whole life to
helping the poor in Calcutta, my halo isn't as least as big
as that celebrity's halo?'
St. Peter replied, '________________________'.
Contestant: 'That's not a halo, that's a steering wheel!' "
Ta-boom.
Hey, guy's got a shot for tix to the Patriots vs. Chargers game.
Back to your regularly scheduled thread ...

DJ: "We got a prize for caller number 9 who has the punchline of this joke:
10 years ago, Mother Teresa passed away and went to
Heaven, and when she got there she noticed that Princess
Di's halo was twice the size of hers. She got a bit miffed and
asked St Peter 'How come since I dedicated my whole life to
helping the poor in Calcutta, my halo isn't as least as big
as that celebrity's halo?'
St. Peter replied, '________________________'.
Contestant: 'That's not a halo, that's a steering wheel!' "
Ta-boom.
Hey, guy's got a shot for tix to the Patriots vs. Chargers game.
Back to your regularly scheduled thread ...

