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What Bass accessory, that doesn't already exist, needs to be invented?
- Thread starter DChalo
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A bass with internet/cell phone/tv blocker. That gives you 1 hour of internet/cell phone/tv use for every 2 hours of practice on the bass.
I want a smart bass so I can play Pokemon Go while I'm layin' down a groove.
A nose scratcher.
Because we've all been there before.
Because we've all been there before.
EBow with bass string spacing instead of guitar.
I would say Moog bass (with sustain like their electric guitar) assuming they haven't already done that, but that's an instrument, not a proper accessory.
Otto
I would say Moog bass (with sustain like their electric guitar) assuming they haven't already done that, but that's an instrument, not a proper accessory.
Otto
Reverse delay pedal - go back and fix those bad notes!
Servo-controlled damper on the headstock that compensates for the neck resonance and eliminates the dead spot.
Otto
Otto
I'm trying to think of some accessory to combat the allergenic cat fur + litter box smell in the basement where my band practices.
Maybe an onboard ozone generator? Nah. Probably better to think in terms of a hazmat suit with supplied air.
Or I could just hide an ultrasonic cat repeller in the kick drum. Yeah, that's it. Come payday, things are gonna change!
Man, my life is sad. Can I get a witness? Mid-life crisis goin' on over here.
Maybe an onboard ozone generator? Nah. Probably better to think in terms of a hazmat suit with supplied air.
Or I could just hide an ultrasonic cat repeller in the kick drum. Yeah, that's it. Come payday, things are gonna change!
Man, my life is sad. Can I get a witness? Mid-life crisis goin' on over here.
I need a phone app that will allow me to select a calendar date when I am available, and the app would respond with a solid gig date with moderate to great pay.
The app could be called "U-Book".
Happily this would lead to my calendar being filled! (Don't need any hardware or bells and whistles.)
The app could be called "U-Book".
Self-roadying speaker cabs. OK with loading a class D amp, myself...
It would have to be in an active bass, but a proper headphone jack would be a nice feature.
What I really want is a roomba that'll get my Mesa cabs to my car. Heh...
It don't haveta suck. It just gotta blow...
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I know they make them for mic stands. Don't know how one would work on a bass unless you don't move at all while you play.
Seems like a doable aftermarket project. I'd like to see it, just not in a Fender.
