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No sweat. I figured it was tongue in cheek, and just gave a tongue in cheek response. Cheers!It was a joke .... Seriously...
A nose scratcher.
Because we've all been there before.
Ok. This is when not trimming the strings comes in handy. Reach back and change the ground on your amp (if that is an option) and come up from behind...connect the excess string to the back of his neck while he is holding the Mic. The result is joyous!How about a drunk hillbilly teleportation device?
Whenever some inebriated, sweaty, shirtless dickhead thinks he can run up on stage, grab your mic and start unintelligibly blabbing the wrong song lyrics to some random song you're not even playing in the first place, he gets shot with a beam that zaps him into a drunk tank 100 feet underground that hoses him down, makes him a cup of coffee and only allows him to leave when he sobers up.
Someone hurry up with that one, dammit... I could've already used it a half dozen times this summer.
I would like to see a channel-bound wooden neck with a metal fretboard. It would be one step closer to making a fretless bass sound like a fretted bass.
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That, or piezo bass saddles that individually send a signal to one output.
anti gravity carts, so we can all go back to playing through SVT and 'fridgesWhat do you think is missing in the bass world?
I think a clip on cupholder would be revolutionary
already exists... for several years...How about this - a real nice software package that would allow bands to practice when they're not together.
DI yourself in, build your sound, and mix everyone else's levels to your personal taste. Sorta like a band super-skype, ya feel?
Have you tried any of these? JamKazam is the definition of "almost there". Unusable in testing on the same local network, not even worth testing cross country.
No but I have friends who have.Have you tried any of these? JamKazam is the definition of "almost there". Unusable in testing on the same local network, not even worth testing cross country.
I was unable to get it to work without hiccups on my local (100-t wired) ethernet between the den and the living room. No reason to even try over a real pipeline. I would feel fairly confident in saying that for the overwhelming majority of musicians this tech needs more than a little development before it's ready for primetime. I have had a 15 year long string of lousy experiences with real time teleconferencing, including one last week, which makes me think that it might work, but it might not. Until I can lay down a big fat line for a guitarist to solo over with at least as much reliability as the rig at my house, it's not there yet.No but I have friends who have.
They are not using residential class internet pipes, rather business class optimised for real time (teleconferencing)