• TalkBass has been independent since 1998. Add your voice.
    Create a free account to reply to discussions, view embedded media, and browse with fewer display ads.
    Join freeLog in
    Want zero display ads or expanded classifieds tools? Compare plans.

what color socks are you wearing?

'er indoors has chastised so many for wearing socks that didn't match their shirt. I'm avoiding the wrath. Today it's a dark grey camp shirt, so the socks are grey too.
Yesterday was brown...which matched the chukka boots, but the polo shirt was claret. I don't have claret socks.
 
i only wear black sneakers, and no surprise, but i usually wear black socks. you, too, could wear black socks with your dark sneakers.

or you could get heather grey socks - then your socks will all have both black and white. well, sorta...



what statement do you think those would make?
Would sophie grey socks work the same way? Asking for a friend.
 
  • Like
Reactions: pcake
I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information.
She said, "Hello, Information."
I said, "I can't find my socks."
She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were.
-Steven Wright

I went into this bar and sat next to a pretty girl.
She looked at me and said, "Hey, you have two different colored socks on."
I said, "Yeah, I know, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness."
-Steven Wright

I own only white crew socks and one black nylon pair. Being mid-latitude Florida, it's sandals (without socks) 90 percent of the time.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Oddly and pcake
You guys are no fun.

IMG_3407.jpeg
 
Alright, I'll play. I live in Michigan, so in the Fall, Winter and Spring I wear warm socks, don't care what color, as long as they are warm. I have black, gray, and white. Right now I'm wearing gray. In the summer I avoid wearing socks as much as possible and wear flip-flops.