what do guitards call US

[Kwesi]

This is based on the incorrect assumption that guitarist actually recognize our existence, which they are inherently unable to do.

 

[unbridled]

Boss

 

[unbridled]

If they can actually speak. Generally, they just grunt and point.

Kidding

 

[Howlin' Hanson]

The pulse of the band

 

[Curtybob]

humble, and above the name-calling BS.

 

[bass'n it]

Large mouths. get it?...... as in a fish?

 

[Elrend]

The few times I've played with a guitarist it's either:

"My bassist"

"*******"

"Who?"

 

[capnsandwich]

Daddy!!!

 

[pinkzepphish]

basstards. i havent heard it before, but theres no way they dont use it

 

[Arpeggiator]

the wit of my guitarist extends to : "but your a bassist"

Filth is one he likes to use a bit but i just call him unmensionable names and i always use size to my advantage i.e mine is bigger than yours"

he loves cock jokes....

 

[JimB52]

I my case, it's usually "Sir" or "Mr. Sir".

 

[Depth_Charge]

I recently sacked a rythm guitarist during an argument/restablishment of my authority because while I was re-establishing his band boundaries for him, he put the phone down, muttered "effen idiot" then kept talking to me, blissfully unaware I'd overheard him. 2 days later I decided I wasn't going to get over that.

Now the other band members call me boss

 

[cnltb]

They usually just call me by my name.

 

[txbasschik]

Lifesavers.

As in, "Thank you so much for taking this gig at the last minute! You are a lifesaver!"

Cherie

 

[Ric5]

we are the ones who know all the songs.

What do they call us ... they call us for gigs!

 

[Rando McNally]

If a guitard needs to speak with me I insist he bow at my feet and not lift his gaze from my toes. Guitard must then direct all inquiry to the drummer, but all the while referring to me in the third person as "His Bassjesty."

The drummer can either pass the guitard's message along or administer a series of blows to the head with his mallets until the guitard is back under his rock.

Should a guitard choose to address me directly or look upon my face with his own eyes I remove him from my sight and replace him with another guitard from the infinite pile of skinny six string strummers that I keep in the moat around my castle because guitards are cheaper and easier to come by than water.

 

[krustwell]

HAHA!

 

[John Wentzien]

If a guitard needs to speak with me I insist he bow at my feet and not lift his gaze from my toes. Guitard must then direct all inquiry to the drummer, but all the while referring to me in the third person as "His Bassjesty."

The drummer can either pass the guitard's message along or administer a series of blows to the head with his mallets until the guitard is back under his rock.

Should a guitard choose to address me directly or look upon my face with his own eyes I remove him from my sight and replace him with another guitard from the infinite pile of skinny six string strummers that I keep in the moat around my castle because guitards are cheaper and easier to come by than water.

Now its time for you to kneel before the "GOD OF THUNDER!"

 

[mjolnir]

If a guitard needs to speak with me I insist he bow at my feet and not lift his gaze from my toes. Guitard must then direct all inquiry to the drummer, but all the while referring to me in the third person as "His Bassjesty."

The drummer can either pass the guitard's message along or administer a series of blows to the head with his mallets until the guitard is back under his rock.

Should a guitard choose to address me directly or look upon my face with his own eyes I remove him from my sight and replace him with another guitard from the infinite pile of skinny six string strummers that I keep in the moat around my castle because guitards are cheaper and easier to come by than water.

I would totally sig this if I had the space...

You sir are officially my hero.

 

[Bardley]

That guy that I borrow 1/4" cables and batteries from at every gig...