What do you do with the panties...

[Steve]

if the panties are huge and the bra is small, throw them out.
If the bra is huge and the panties are small, find the owners.

 

[Philonius]

Fine the owners, or find the owners?

 

[Thor]

Good for checking the oil on the band van.

 

[Texan]

Sniff them, if you don't puke from the smell, find the owner...

From my last trip to Norway...the string is actually about 150 feet long.

 

[afzoomie67]

Wear them.

 

[Martin89]

Smell test.

 

[Thrust Meatnozl]

Give them to the drummer instead of paying him.

 

[miner]

My drummer got some once. He took them home and hung them on the wall in his room :/

 

[s_mcsleazy]

depends if they're dirty or not.

 

[Dug2]

i should be so lucky!

 

[Topspin]

Pull out a sharpie, autograph them, and toss them back.

This, plus putting your number on them if available. If concerned with the looks of the owner, refer back to Maki's Law of Gratification, quantity over quality.

 

[6jase5]

1. Join Band
2. Have undergarments deposited on stage premises
3. ???
4. Profit!

 

[Buster Brown]

Well, I pack the hundreds of them up in a box and ship them off to JimmyM!! He can use the Morale boost!!!

 

[StuartV]

^ LOL!! Yes! I'm sure JimmyM is totally crushed and depressed that he's not here with us right now!

 

[electracoyote]

At the Little Bear in Evergreen, Colorado, undergarments thrown on stage get hung up and become a permanent fixture.

(not my band, BTW)

 

[John Wentzien]

We used to hang them on the drums.....but made a "back-drop" when it got to be too much....anything to absorb the cymbals a little bit!

 

[John Wentzien]

Well, I pack the hundreds of them up in a box and ship them off to JimmyM!! He can use the Morale boost!!!

I'll put a "busted-nut" in with it Jimmy!

 

[Rage1331]

I'll just leave this here...

Frank Zappa - The Jazz Discharge Party Hats - YouTube

 

[Richland123]

A couple years ago, we were playing and a girl's husband encouraged her to shoot her thong at me like a rubber band. It landed right on my mic stand (not my mic). Fortunately, she said she bought them new and did not wear them and they were clean. I asked if she wanted them back and she said no. It was funny and I left them there all night.

 

[ThudThudThud]

Find the biggest ones and look for a phone numbe....
Oh...I've said too much.
I should....
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