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Somebody on facebook posted a link from a self-help guru yesterday that said
"Success is doing what you want, when you want, where you want, with whom you want, as much as you want."
I was thinking it sounds more like the definition of a selfish p$%^k, but what do I know.
I have been through a lot of different phases here is a few things I have thought of as success,
Finish school,
Have a girlfriend,
Make it through the night ( no more details on that one)
Be in a band
Get a good job so I could support my family
Encourage my son to finish school
Spend more time with my family
etc, etc
Right now at 60 years-old sucess looks like this to me,
Enjoy life (and I do) Love people, Be mindful of the amazing world I live in with all the crazy people I love to be with. Enjoy every moment with my wife and my family. Being a grandfatherNot necesarrily in that order.
What does success look like to you?
"She knows there’s no success like failure
And that failure’s no success at all "
Bob Dylan
Success looks like two nicely parted butt cheeks, baby!
I've seen hundreds of pairs of panties, basses are much more interesting to me.

Hey! That's obviously an allusion to the one time you and I disagreed about something trivial in a discussion that had already strayed off the original topic. I'm offended at you referencing that in an obviously derogatory manner, and I'm planning on making my distaste for you generally well known with the over use of eye-rolling emoticons. Because obviously not fighting is the way to go....![]()
Not sure I get this one.
2 parted butt cheeks for entry? Or for exit?
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9 pints, a doner kebab, and not losing your phone.
and remembering to hold the kebab so that the sauce doesn't dribble all down the front of your jeans