Kim Kardashian's butt has it's own gravitational field, so NASA has to keep up with her to make trajectory adjustments. You do want to know what's going on at NASA, right?
Justin Bieber is being groomed to fill the throne of our late King Michael Jackson. We have been without a pop sovereign since two thousand and nine. Didn't y'all know that? Politics are important.
Tom Cruise is a spiritual guru who has the power to levitate over couches. C'mon guys. Be empathetic or the force won't be with you.
Jersey Shore is a government experiment in reverse eugenics and the results may make it possible some day for people to all be gorillas and juice heads. This wonderful experiment has already made a huge impact on modern linguistics already.
Just some examples of why this stuff is important.
Justin Bieber is being groomed to fill the throne of our late King Michael Jackson. We have been without a pop sovereign since two thousand and nine. Didn't y'all know that? Politics are important.
Tom Cruise is a spiritual guru who has the power to levitate over couches. C'mon guys. Be empathetic or the force won't be with you.
Jersey Shore is a government experiment in reverse eugenics and the results may make it possible some day for people to all be gorillas and juice heads. This wonderful experiment has already made a huge impact on modern linguistics already.
Just some examples of why this stuff is important.
