Where do you put two basses? Front passenger seat, sticking through the sunroof? You are much more efficient packer than me, that’s for sure!
I ordered my wife a new '05 Mini Cooper "S" (“Oh, it’s
so cute”

, sold it (“It’s so bumpy on rough roads”

and got her a (
much roomier and smoother) VW Rabbit in '08, and while it was indeed big fun to commandeer the Mini for an occasional blast through the boonies I couldn't manage to get squat inside.
Using this picture for reference, it's only about 8' between wheel centers, about 2.5' from the back of the
front seats to the hatch,
maybe 4' wide inside, around 2' from the cargo floor to the roof, and the rear seats don't even fold flat.
Granted, cargo carrying isn't what it's designed for, I did drive it to rehearsal once but the best I could do was a 115, a head and a single bass; that was
tight, and I had to use a gig bag for the bass. I wouldn't know where to start with a DB, I would have loved to watch edmidlifecrisis’s classmate wrestle with that!
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