what would a "TALK-BASS" say?

[Dave Castelo]

bigger is better!

 

[virtual.ray]

"Lower...lower...LOWER!!!"

 

[90_feet]

AH he's trying to touch behind my nut! get away pervert!

a bass entering puberty"and i'll be yelling a E but it's comes out D


a flea imatation " for the love of god don't slap me! no not the power slap! NNNNNOOOO!


MY g string! PERVERT!

(sorry for reclyceing that)

a broken bass. " no it's the amp! i swear not not the pickguard NO!

 

[FeTiS]

"a guitar is like a woman, you need them to be complete but you think their kind of stupid."

 

[Dave Castelo]

what did the poor Modulus Flea bass said when Flea played at Woodstock 99??!!!

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[Gia]

hee hee. Big smiley

 

[bassvirtuoso13]

"This guy sweats on me for an hour and locks me in a box." What an ass!

 

[john turner]

Originally posted by Big Wheel
To a guitar:

"You may have more, but mine are bigger than yours".

Will C.

or,

"i have more, and they're bigger too"

 

[Dave Castelo]

Originally posted by Les Claypool
what did the poor Modulus Flea bass said when Flea played at Woodstock 99??!!!

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ANSWER: "You better put a sock on it before going on stage....wait...NOOO ...please NOOO... don´t play with me NAKED!! ARRGHHHH"

Poor thing!

 

[90_feet]

man and still trying to wipe that gasoline stain of from the fires or at least i hope it's gasoline

 

[fleabass89]

An E-string to a G-string:
"How do you stay so thin?"

A 5-string talking to a BEAD tuned bass:
"Poser! And for the love of god put your G-string back on!"

A Stingray to a Rogue:
"I don't like your tone, young man!"

Fender Jazz bass to his illegitimate son, Squier:
Son, Ms. P and I both agree you were a mistake"

Some others:
"Does this pickgaurd make me look fat?"

And some more are on the way.....

 

[Dave Castelo]

Originally posted by fleabass89

A Stingray to a Rogue:
"I don't like your tone, young man!"

LMAO!!