THIS JUST IN:
Toronto, Ontario - A noticeably flustered CrispyDelicious
reportedly called Moog Audio today to inquire as the the
whereabouts of his pre-ordered Devi Ever Legend Of Fuzz.
Routed to the Montreal store, he was greeted with more
hemming, hawing, and "well I could take your name down."
"F this noise" said Crispy, "I'm going to buy a ring mod......"
Police later found severed body parts in a garbage dumpster with what they believe was a circular saw used to dismember the body.......the very same blade that was used to haphazardly disassemble a furniture display from a local store nearby....a job the police thought, was quite half-assed.